K. STUMP
@stump.bsky.social
I foster dogs and occasionally watch basketball. Attorney, but probably not one of the smart ones.
AI is very good and very useful @scottaukerman.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 5:23 AM
AI is very good and very useful @scottaukerman.bsky.social
Woke up this morning and my American flag had come unmoored from my house. Fitting. Happy Inauguration Day, folks.
January 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Woke up this morning and my American flag had come unmoored from my house. Fitting. Happy Inauguration Day, folks.
Hello from chewed-up-his-own-bed jail.
January 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Hello from chewed-up-his-own-bed jail.
We’re saying Merry Everything again, folks
November 23, 2024 at 8:46 PM
We’re saying Merry Everything again, folks
This was on Election Day in Oklahoma.
November 8, 2024 at 12:48 AM
This was on Election Day in Oklahoma.
In honor of Donald Trump today I’m wearing a big-ass tie that is old and sucks.
November 5, 2024 at 8:54 PM
In honor of Donald Trump today I’m wearing a big-ass tie that is old and sucks.
There are good people everywhere.
November 5, 2024 at 6:53 PM
There are good people everywhere.
The Smile Twins say hello.
September 12, 2023 at 5:50 PM
The Smile Twins say hello.
Appreciate the villainy.
August 17, 2023 at 3:09 PM
Appreciate the villainy.
Got this reply from a stranger. Shouldn’t have engaged.
August 13, 2023 at 2:24 PM
Got this reply from a stranger. Shouldn’t have engaged.
Me: seriously contemplating the future of the democratic experiment.
Also me: haha Tabasketball
Also me: haha Tabasketball
August 2, 2023 at 7:04 PM
Me: seriously contemplating the future of the democratic experiment.
Also me: haha Tabasketball
Also me: haha Tabasketball
Got to go to a sneak peek of the Oppenheimer House with a bunch of grannies and grampas a couple years ago. 7/10. Would probably live there.
July 21, 2023 at 3:44 PM
Got to go to a sneak peek of the Oppenheimer House with a bunch of grannies and grampas a couple years ago. 7/10. Would probably live there.
Why do my dogs look like they’ve gone to heaven and left me here in hell.
July 3, 2023 at 1:56 PM
Why do my dogs look like they’ve gone to heaven and left me here in hell.
Cosplaying as republicans today
July 2, 2023 at 11:00 PM
Cosplaying as republicans today
Can’t figure out why my car won’t sell.
June 17, 2023 at 7:41 PM
Can’t figure out why my car won’t sell.
Look at this needy little worm.
June 15, 2023 at 2:56 PM
Look at this needy little worm.
Happy Friday. Happy bring-your-weird-little-man-to-work day.
May 26, 2023 at 6:07 PM
Happy Friday. Happy bring-your-weird-little-man-to-work day.
Quickly glanced over at the grocery store checkout and thought “woah, when did Melissa McCarthy die?”
May 15, 2023 at 8:59 PM
Quickly glanced over at the grocery store checkout and thought “woah, when did Melissa McCarthy die?”
What if we kissed at the Dollar General Obelisk
May 14, 2023 at 2:39 AM
What if we kissed at the Dollar General Obelisk
Saw a dinosaur yesterday. He did not want to be friends.
May 11, 2023 at 1:33 PM
Saw a dinosaur yesterday. He did not want to be friends.
Does your dog need a lookalike buddy? Goose is a sweet girl!
May 9, 2023 at 4:09 PM
Does your dog need a lookalike buddy? Goose is a sweet girl!
Me and the boys when the jalapeño poppers are on the way to the table.
May 6, 2023 at 10:49 PM
Me and the boys when the jalapeño poppers are on the way to the table.