Also entirely unrelated but also related, idk what he calls his Stuff. That man isnt saying pussy or nothing, he'd rather not refer to it at all I fear. Except his t-dick, which is in fact, his dick by all accounts

He's so good at listening to pretty people when they tell him to do things (2/3)

Surprise! *This* is actually the halfway point. He's fucked, man (3/3)

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Proof of the weird thing on his eye. It might be his third eyelid but I don't know why it would be doing that all of a sudden, hes on antibiotics, pain meds, ear drops and a pro biotic already