I find it interesting that someone who is says 'stop the boats' is also against climate change, and also anti-vaccines. Three seemingly unrelated topics. What is the common thread?

I know! I got up at 7.45 on a Saturday for that!

Mind you, if we're being truly fair, it actually was worth getting up to see that Head innings. Took few risks, but smashed every bad ball (of which he was offered many)

Are The Cramps goth? I've got some albums in my stock but in my punk section. Maybe that's why i haven't sold them yet!

When Christmas starts. Which is what, these days, 1st October?!

Test cricket is the Breaking Bad of sport. Will have you amazed, angry, laughing and staring bored at your phone all within the space of just five days.

I'm still here! It's definitely because of me!

Well put sir. One of those films where you keep expecting something bad to happen, in a typical movie plot twist. And when you realise it isn't that sort of film, you just relax.

Should have looked on the ceiling. Or something.

TBH the young lady top left looks like she might not be of this world either

When I was in my early 20s, a number of people told me that I looked like Morten Harket.

Sadly, they don't tell me that these days!! 😂

£50 says you had to look that up! #notreallyagenuineoffer #termsandconditionsapply

Blackmore, Dio and Bonnet