Yessss not knowing if there’s a limit or where it is until you get there just pushes my buttons in the best way

Regarding the alt text story: I’ve seen “fattening up til the rope breaks”, but “rope that magically expands and *can’t* break”? Now that’s what I call innovation 😏

So cute! (Am I talking about the cookie jar, or you? The world may never know. 😌)

(It’s both. The answer is both.)

DAMN, neither was I 😳

YES mutual gaining is honestly underrated. Aside from it just being like, “thing I like x2”, it’s also kind of sweet and romantic imo

oh my godddd he’s so tubby i love him

Definitely Keith. He’s just too cute! Lucius seems like a lot of fun too though 🤔😉