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Stuart Walton
@stuartwalton.bsky.social
AKA Tiger_Walts
🐦 @StuartIWalton
It's all "Miele, Me, Miele" with you. I bet you were feeling very Smeg about it.
February 12, 2026 at 12:04 PM
I don't think there's a Bin Man Simulator game so they are filling a niche 🙏
February 11, 2026 at 3:45 PM
"Don't make me tap on Charles Joseph Minard's infographic again"
February 11, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Off to Brigadoon are we?
February 10, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Did you ever play The White Chamber?
February 10, 2026 at 11:17 AM
I mean...
February 9, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Is this the Hot Dog event?
February 6, 2026 at 7:40 PM
But the right person is someone who also doesn't want kids
February 6, 2026 at 4:13 PM
That said, with these high winds delays are inevitable due to foreign objects on the line somewhere causing knock-on effects
February 5, 2026 at 8:48 PM
The London service often changes staff at Preston. Usually the train manager, conductor and shop/trolley staff.

Probably to reduce the chance of staff getting stranded.

They will always hold the train to wait for a replacement manager or conductor.
February 5, 2026 at 8:46 PM
An hour delay at Preston likely means they were waiting for train staff
February 5, 2026 at 6:29 PM
This is true. I don't trust myself anymore
February 3, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Also, you should all play Inkle's Heaven's Vault
January 31, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Good to hear.

Though I would argue that Her Story does have an 'implied' structure.

I will concede that it relies HEAVILY on the player making particular deductions.
January 31, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Some heroes wear capes
January 31, 2026 at 11:05 PM
And I am on the bus. An hour earlier than the last one but I am jollied and content.

My spoils:
- Deodorant
- Hairspray
- Marksologist 3-pack from M+S
- A haircut (The actual mission)
January 31, 2026 at 11:00 PM
If it's not clear, these 2 are functionally THE SAME. One just asks the bar staff to keep more track of who is waiting.
January 31, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I offer a taste to my new friend. He orders the same.

To whisky 'purists': I love Uigedail neat or with water. If you haven't tried it with a good ginger beer you are missing out.
January 31, 2026 at 10:51 PM
A chap arrives beside me. We chat. He's from Barrow (boo) and he's visiting this girlfriend who lives here and he likes the city (yay).

He guesses my age wrong. By 20 years. Fist pump.

I also order a Fentimans Ginger Beer.

I sip the whisky for taste and then dump in the ginger.
January 31, 2026 at 10:51 PM
I take my warmth to The Sun. Irony again.

This will be my last stop. I usually opt for a half of a nice juicy craft. But my choice is off and I spy a bottle of Uigedail behind the bar.
January 31, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Also. I somehow find myself in front of the dying embers of a fire.

In a packed pub. I thought it was a radiator at first. I am once again glowing and braced for the outside.
January 31, 2026 at 10:18 PM