Stuart Murray 🇨🇦
@stuartmurrayspeaks.bsky.social
Workforce analyst. Compulsive learner.
Hats off to you! I also struggle to find the right moment. I do the big ham for major family meals in lieu of Turkey. One time the leftovers went into split pea soup and the other time it went into lentil soup. Ridiculously inexpensive for the level of yum!
January 18, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Hats off to you! I also struggle to find the right moment. I do the big ham for major family meals in lieu of Turkey. One time the leftovers went into split pea soup and the other time it went into lentil soup. Ridiculously inexpensive for the level of yum!
Yeah, well, what’s he going to do about it? Orchestrate a global slow-bleed sell-oft of US Treasury Bills?
January 18, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Yeah, well, what’s he going to do about it? Orchestrate a global slow-bleed sell-oft of US Treasury Bills?
What is “profound IQ loss?” Is that when some dumb-ass stumbles out of Plato’s Cave after stepping on a rake and says the moon is very shiny when it’s actually the sun?
January 18, 2026 at 10:32 PM
What is “profound IQ loss?” Is that when some dumb-ass stumbles out of Plato’s Cave after stepping on a rake and says the moon is very shiny when it’s actually the sun?
Did he have to fly in that guy who is shorter than him? For a special assignment?
January 18, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Did he have to fly in that guy who is shorter than him? For a special assignment?
There is a person at DHS who keeps a record of all verbal assaults directed at ICE agents. The person who keeps this list it is called the Fuckice Analyst.
January 18, 2026 at 10:01 PM
There is a person at DHS who keeps a record of all verbal assaults directed at ICE agents. The person who keeps this list it is called the Fuckice Analyst.
Thank you for writing this poem. It’s lovely and I just had a nice little cry about it.
January 18, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Thank you for writing this poem. It’s lovely and I just had a nice little cry about it.
Close but no cigar!
January 18, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Close but no cigar!
Don’t say his name! Who, Jeffery Epstein?
January 18, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Don’t say his name! Who, Jeffery Epstein?
It’s going to get record viewership because of the Streisand Effect and Weiss is going to say she meant to do that.
January 18, 2026 at 9:08 PM
It’s going to get record viewership because of the Streisand Effect and Weiss is going to say she meant to do that.
If this airs and they also issue nee and accurate coverage about the internal bleeding story, Weiss will have clawed her way up to 49% credible.
January 18, 2026 at 9:04 PM
If this airs and they also issue nee and accurate coverage about the internal bleeding story, Weiss will have clawed her way up to 49% credible.
“When one motherfucka shows love, everyone shows love.” I think I have a new slogan for my email signature at work.
January 18, 2026 at 6:52 PM
“When one motherfucka shows love, everyone shows love.” I think I have a new slogan for my email signature at work.
Literally lynched means he is dead. He would be far more credible if he were asking for funds for his funeral and bereaved family.
January 18, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Literally lynched means he is dead. He would be far more credible if he were asking for funds for his funeral and bereaved family.
Nike of Samothrace
January 18, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Nike of Samothrace
It’s fine, the world needs more culture.
January 18, 2026 at 4:22 PM
It’s fine, the world needs more culture.
It’s no biggie though because the US can just pay down the national debt in a decade by doubling the corporate tax rate. America can turn this around over the long term, it’s just a question of what other policies are twinned to their definition of empire.
January 18, 2026 at 4:13 PM
It’s no biggie though because the US can just pay down the national debt in a decade by doubling the corporate tax rate. America can turn this around over the long term, it’s just a question of what other policies are twinned to their definition of empire.
Remember folks, “globalist” is an anti-Semitic dog whistle. This person has signalled that he is a full fledged nazi.
January 18, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Remember folks, “globalist” is an anti-Semitic dog whistle. This person has signalled that he is a full fledged nazi.
This is very good and very bad. Very good because once stationed in Minnesota, America’s top arctic unit won’t be sent to Greenland (for now). Very bad because they’re topping up their gas tanks and getting their equipment warm, for a possible switcheroo to invade Greenland.
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
This is very good and very bad. Very good because once stationed in Minnesota, America’s top arctic unit won’t be sent to Greenland (for now). Very bad because they’re topping up their gas tanks and getting their equipment warm, for a possible switcheroo to invade Greenland.
What next, Nerf Nails?
January 18, 2026 at 3:07 PM
What next, Nerf Nails?
If an American goes on Family Feud and they want to win, and the question is “Everyone is asking about [blank]”, what are they going to say?
January 18, 2026 at 2:59 PM
If an American goes on Family Feud and they want to win, and the question is “Everyone is asking about [blank]”, what are they going to say?
“The Rise and Fall of the Solo Cup Empire”
January 18, 2026 at 2:36 PM
“The Rise and Fall of the Solo Cup Empire”