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Stuart Gipp
@stuartgipp.bsky.social
British one off of Retronauts.

Freelance games writer.

Buy my book, All Games Are Good: limitedrungames.com/products/all-games-are-good-hardcover

Merry Hell: merryhellcomic.com

Store: stuartgipp.gumroad.com

Contact: [email protected]
Figure you probably need to be a Star Trek fan to enjoy Galaxy Quest because I’m afraid it didn’t do anything for me. Perfectly watchable but where were the laughs? A few smirks at Rickman being curmudgeonly. Not for me.
November 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Nice day in Norwich and I bought a few games from the second hand shops

And some Scott Walker records because I’m cool as hellllllll
November 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
MEREDITH STEEMS!
November 21, 2025 at 6:02 PM
having a nice time in Norwich
November 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Super Nintendo is 35. Gimme some obscure/underrated SNES games.

Please don’t argue about whether or not something someone mentions is actually obscure or underrated as that is deeply dull.
November 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
35 years of the excellent Super Nintendo and the tedious, inaccurate veneration of its largely inferior multi-platform efforts which are best played on the Sega in about 90% of cases.

Great library, mind. Donkey Kong Country and that.
November 21, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Sonic Rush Adventure (2007)
November 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It happened again
November 20, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Tales of Berseria remaster means we're in for another round of discourse about how the MC's outfit is such a terrible design when in fact they rock basically the coolest look i've ever seen anyone or anything look in my entire life
November 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I hope you're happy
I hope you're happy now
I hope you're happy how you
Hurt your cause forever
I hope you think you're clever
November 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I reviewed the Mortal Kombat Legacy Kollection over on @retronauts.bsky.social.

retronauts.com/article/2453...
Review: Mortal Kombat Legacy Kollection
retronauts.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Day One
Announcement: 💥BioMenace Remastered will be released on December 18th 2025! Get ready! #WishlistWednesday #IndieGameDev
November 19, 2025 at 12:54 PM
It's really cool to see a scrappy little underdog indie game like Clair Obscur nominated for so many Game Awards.
November 19, 2025 at 12:53 PM
this happened to a friend of mine irl
November 19, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Tomb Raider Definitive Edition on the Switch 2! Why yes, I did waste my remaining Gold Points. At least 60fps and looks clean as hell. It’s utter slop but I always enjoyed it. Least annoying one of the trilogy, in fact it’s actively not that annoying. Hope we get more PS4 ports like this.
November 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
genuinely can’t wait for the game awards. absolute debased slop, lowest of the low, nadir of gaming but i stay up in a manic state until about 4am crying with laughter at how unbelievably depraved and pathetic it is. might turn it into a drinking game. take a shot when Geoff starts crying.
November 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I was playing Super Scribblenauts on stream earlier and it said “Create something to get the party started!” and I, being a scamp, typed “acid” and IT WORKED

(i told you i was fun at parties)
November 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Always enjoy seeing the "I bet you're fun at parties" response to benign criticism of something. Yeah man I bet you're positively sparkling at all those parties you go to after you finish streaming The Last Of Us Part 1 on Grounded mode for the Platinum or whatever the fuck it is. Dumbass phrase.
November 18, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Kid Pix Merry
November 18, 2025 at 10:19 AM
November 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
they are friends
November 17, 2025 at 11:39 AM
I think the Bristol Stool Scale is archaic and outmoded. It’s clear to me that faeces has evolved and requires a new, more diverse approach.

It is for this reason I am announcing the Gipp Shitmeter.
November 17, 2025 at 11:30 AM
good morning everyone. obviously i was kidding about this. except for two things, 1) that i came up with it and 2) that i want all of the praise and plaudits. the rest was a bit. thank you.
now that everyone is saying "mapformer" instead of "metroidvania", please remember that i am the one who came up with it and i would like every single atom of the praise and plaudits please. not @shoogles.bsky.social. me, Stuart Gipp
November 17, 2025 at 9:45 AM
now that everyone is saying "mapformer" instead of "metroidvania", please remember that i am the one who came up with it and i would like every single atom of the praise and plaudits please. not @shoogles.bsky.social. me, Stuart Gipp
November 16, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Merry melted
November 16, 2025 at 11:44 AM