stuart!
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a work of non-fiction; completely alive and for real. tāmaki makaurau, nz
the only difference between 18yo me and 33yo me is that now when i smoke weed through an apple i eat it afterwards
February 6, 2026 at 3:43 AM
the only difference between 18yo me and 33yo me is that now when i smoke weed through an apple i eat it afterwards
is auckland the only place in the world where the train shits the bed in a light shower? this can’t be normal
February 2, 2026 at 2:20 AM
is auckland the only place in the world where the train shits the bed in a light shower? this can’t be normal
every time i see an airplane in the sky over the city i think about Bonfire of the Vanities
January 31, 2026 at 6:33 AM
every time i see an airplane in the sky over the city i think about Bonfire of the Vanities
Huntly: The Town From Those Ben Hurley Ads, Remember Those?
January 29, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Huntly: The Town From Those Ben Hurley Ads, Remember Those?
it’s crazy that it can be factually verified that judith collins died of a drug overdose doing heroin on the toilet
January 29, 2026 at 11:24 AM
it’s crazy that it can be factually verified that judith collins died of a drug overdose doing heroin on the toilet
chris hipkins should resign. no joke here he is just weak-willed, a bad leader, and an ineffective politician
January 28, 2026 at 12:47 AM
chris hipkins should resign. no joke here he is just weak-willed, a bad leader, and an ineffective politician
i wish other people could delete my posts
January 27, 2026 at 5:44 AM
i wish other people could delete my posts
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LEARN TO TORRENT - dashare.zone ADMIN
January 23, 2026 at 9:50 PM
LEARN TO TORRENT - dashare.zone ADMIN
feels like a good day for taking a piss, pissing etc. i am pissing right now
January 23, 2026 at 11:04 AM
feels like a good day for taking a piss, pissing etc. i am pissing right now
how do i get alfred e. neuman to notice me
January 22, 2026 at 4:20 AM
how do i get alfred e. neuman to notice me
the 65 bus is a sophisticated, leisurely route for day travellers and those with pure thoughts
January 21, 2026 at 10:14 PM
the 65 bus is a sophisticated, leisurely route for day travellers and those with pure thoughts
as if chris hipkins hasn't resigned. fucking embarrassing dude
January 21, 2026 at 4:38 AM
as if chris hipkins hasn't resigned. fucking embarrassing dude
used to really love dilbert as a kid and my parents were baffled by it. i remember a PC game
January 13, 2026 at 6:48 PM
used to really love dilbert as a kid and my parents were baffled by it. i remember a PC game
born too early to explore space. born too late to be a staff editor on the hit television show kitchen nightmares
January 13, 2026 at 8:23 AM
born too early to explore space. born too late to be a staff editor on the hit television show kitchen nightmares
i despise a billboard that promotes the concept of billboards
January 12, 2026 at 10:36 PM
i despise a billboard that promotes the concept of billboards
thinking about a world where the bluesky logo is a gun
January 6, 2026 at 11:04 AM
thinking about a world where the bluesky logo is a gun
the new streetlight manifesto songs are good, if you're a freak that's into that kind of thing. their production is always a bit scrappy but i think the songs are good
January 6, 2026 at 11:03 AM
the new streetlight manifesto songs are good, if you're a freak that's into that kind of thing. their production is always a bit scrappy but i think the songs are good
what if the bluesky logo was a gun?
January 6, 2026 at 11:02 AM
what if the bluesky logo was a gun?
can i customize the bluesky butterfly to be a different cooler logo? like a gun, or sonic the hedgehog
January 3, 2026 at 11:44 AM
can i customize the bluesky butterfly to be a different cooler logo? like a gun, or sonic the hedgehog
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matthew modine or john slattery? who's to say.
January 1, 2026 at 2:20 AM
matthew modine or john slattery? who's to say.
here's the thing about that, champ (short for champion)
January 1, 2026 at 2:14 AM
here's the thing about that, champ (short for champion)
i didn’t see those last two fucking avengers films and i sure as shit won’t be seeing a third
January 1, 2026 at 12:13 AM
i didn’t see those last two fucking avengers films and i sure as shit won’t be seeing a third
can the managemyhealth hackers look into why i need to book a $50 in-person appointment nearly every time i get a repeat of the inhaler i’ve had for years
December 31, 2025 at 10:00 PM
can the managemyhealth hackers look into why i need to book a $50 in-person appointment nearly every time i get a repeat of the inhaler i’ve had for years