Stuart Gibson
@stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh
I'm not here, I'm on Mastodon.
https://sozial.cyberpunk.gmbh/@stuart
Pokémaster. Webmaster. Queer as heck. #ActuallyAutistic
https://sozial.cyberpunk.gmbh/@stuart
Pokémaster. Webmaster. Queer as heck. #ActuallyAutistic
The clouds are going the wrong way today.
January 16, 2026 at 1:11 PM
The clouds are going the wrong way today.
You absolutely know this moron thinks the Nobel prize and the medal are the same thing.
January 16, 2026 at 8:09 AM
You absolutely know this moron thinks the Nobel prize and the medal are the same thing.
Claude is having a "major outage", with the issue ongoing for four hours now, and I can only assume it hasn't been fixed because the engineers don't actually know how it works, and can't ask Claude what to do.
January 14, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Claude is having a "major outage", with the issue ongoing for four hours now, and I can only assume it hasn't been fixed because the engineers don't actually know how it works, and can't ask Claude what to do.
I guess Mandelson's "I didn't do the sex crimes because I'm an out gay" is at least a refreshing change from "I did the sex crimes because I'm a closeted gay" that we usually get.
January 11, 2026 at 12:05 PM
I guess Mandelson's "I didn't do the sex crimes because I'm an out gay" is at least a refreshing change from "I did the sex crimes because I'm a closeted gay" that we usually get.
David Bowie knew what's what.
January 10, 2026 at 9:29 PM
David Bowie knew what's what.
Sure would be neat if BBC News didn't keep saying that only paid users of Grok are able to create CSAM now, when that has been thoroughly debunked.
www.theverge.com/news/859309/...
www.theverge.com/news/859309/...
January 10, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Sure would be neat if BBC News didn't keep saying that only paid users of Grok are able to create CSAM now, when that has been thoroughly debunked.
www.theverge.com/news/859309/...
www.theverge.com/news/859309/...
I think my autism has broken Instagram's ad engine.
It's like "you seemed to enjoy that umbrella, how about this umbrella?" And I'm just "No. Irrelevant", because I only liked that One Very Specific Umbrella.
Anyway, the only ads I get now are from an eighty year old man trying to sell me linen.
It's like "you seemed to enjoy that umbrella, how about this umbrella?" And I'm just "No. Irrelevant", because I only liked that One Very Specific Umbrella.
Anyway, the only ads I get now are from an eighty year old man trying to sell me linen.
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
I think my autism has broken Instagram's ad engine.
It's like "you seemed to enjoy that umbrella, how about this umbrella?" And I'm just "No. Irrelevant", because I only liked that One Very Specific Umbrella.
Anyway, the only ads I get now are from an eighty year old man trying to sell me linen.
It's like "you seemed to enjoy that umbrella, how about this umbrella?" And I'm just "No. Irrelevant", because I only liked that One Very Specific Umbrella.
Anyway, the only ads I get now are from an eighty year old man trying to sell me linen.
"I am dying, but first I'm going to push out this baby" is a real line in a real $350m movie in the year of our lord 2026.
January 7, 2026 at 11:20 PM
"I am dying, but first I'm going to push out this baby" is a real line in a real $350m movie in the year of our lord 2026.
Greenland looking around uncomfortably right now.
January 3, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Greenland looking around uncomfortably right now.
Man, it would be crazy if the US acted on the outstanding arrest warrants from the International Criminal Court for the leaders of any other foreign countries.
January 3, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Man, it would be crazy if the US acted on the outstanding arrest warrants from the International Criminal Court for the leaders of any other foreign countries.
The US was offering a $50 million bounty on information leading to Maduro's arrest.
How long until Trump claims that he should be given that bounty?
How long until Trump claims that he should be given that bounty?
January 3, 2026 at 11:33 AM
The US was offering a $50 million bounty on information leading to Maduro's arrest.
How long until Trump claims that he should be given that bounty?
How long until Trump claims that he should be given that bounty?
As someone old enough to have been following the news during the first Gulf War, I'm starting to see a pattern where the US is really against dictators when there is oil nearby.
But I'm sure that's just a coincidence.
But I'm sure that's just a coincidence.
January 3, 2026 at 10:03 AM
As someone old enough to have been following the news during the first Gulf War, I'm starting to see a pattern where the US is really against dictators when there is oil nearby.
But I'm sure that's just a coincidence.
But I'm sure that's just a coincidence.
January 2, 2026 at 6:24 PM
In rare good news from Trumpworld, he says he's ignoring recommendations from his doctors and is just relying on "good genes" to remain healthy.
January 1, 2026 at 2:47 PM
In rare good news from Trumpworld, he says he's ignoring recommendations from his doctors and is just relying on "good genes" to remain healthy.
Wonder what percentage of their annual streaming revenue U2 make today?
January 1, 2026 at 11:14 AM
Wonder what percentage of their annual streaming revenue U2 make today?
Literally the first word the Duolingo Irish course teaches. I feel like they understood the assignment.
January 1, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Literally the first word the Duolingo Irish course teaches. I feel like they understood the assignment.
You know the way they do a "people we lost" at the end of the year? They should do a "people we hope we lose" for the year ahead.
January 1, 2026 at 12:11 AM
You know the way they do a "people we lost" at the end of the year? They should do a "people we hope we lose" for the year ahead.
Happy New Year. Y'all are very beautiful and deserve the best in the year ahead.
Love you.
Love you.
January 1, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Happy New Year. Y'all are very beautiful and deserve the best in the year ahead.
Love you.
Love you.
I highly recommend watching WALL-E with subtitles on. Including absolute bangers such as "Warbles in concern".
December 31, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I highly recommend watching WALL-E with subtitles on. Including absolute bangers such as "Warbles in concern".
I think I have a problem. My current "unbuilt" Lego sets.
December 31, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I think I have a problem. My current "unbuilt" Lego sets.
Trump adding his name to The Kennedy Center has this energy.
December 30, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Trump adding his name to The Kennedy Center has this energy.
Check out my massive baps.
December 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Check out my massive baps.
Cool new Christmas book.
December 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Cool new Christmas book.