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stroz (he/him)
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('Stroz'==pronounced like 'Astros')

Dad to 3 humans, 3 dogs, 3 cats, 2 turtles

#Tetris obsessive

Hacker | DevSecOps Bendu | Chaos Wrangler

Director of the […]

🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://infosec.exchange/@stroz, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
Ok, #forgejo is nice
January 3, 2026 at 5:15 AM
[Ridiculously cute kitten]

#catsofmastodon
January 3, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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I have somehow accumulated 19 full years of sobriety today and here is a rainbow over Fukushima from a moving train.
January 2, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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RE: https://cyberplace.social/@GossiTheDog/115822404053452202

AB 316, which I helped to advocate for, explicitly says you cannot say ‘the bot did it’ as defense.

https://legiscan.com/CA/text/AB316/id/3223647
cyberplace.social
January 2, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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This whole plague has been one long gaslight.

Remember when everybody go mad if you said Covid was a repeat infection? I do.

Remember when everybody got mad if you said a vaccine would never give you sterilizing immunity to Covid? I do.

"Memory is a repeated moral act."

- Christa Wolf
December 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I think I'm "My body will never let me sleep in again" years old

Great thing for a night owl to have done to himself. Yay capitalism
January 2, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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I just learned the term “risk laundering” and I can’t stop giggling. Context was “Agile enables risk laundering”.
January 2, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Anybody using a combination of #devcontainers and #vim as your main #ide?
January 1, 2026 at 4:44 PM
No idea what day it is, maybe it's #caturday?

Anyway, here's the first kitten pic of 2026
January 1, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Just realized my tongue piercing will be 24 years old this coming summer

Huh...I'm old...
January 1, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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In 2026, I am sticking with the same resolution I've had since 2008-04-01: Stay sober

My sobriety could vote this year if it were human, yet it is rather shamefully younger than my eldest offspring

2025 was tough, but this is about more than me

Weapon out and belly in

#newyearsresolution […]
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infosec.exchange
December 31, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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I remember thinking 10 years ago tonight "well, at least 2016 can't be any worse than this was". Oops, never mind..

Let's hope this will be the year breaks the cursed streak we've been on.
January 1, 2026 at 4:51 AM
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my husband: "autistic people can't hold down jobs, that's a myth. Jobby McJobberson, who holds down 50,000 jobs as part of his hyperfixation, is an outlier and–"
December 31, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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psychology literature on autism is all so cringe.

"90% of autistic people are men" 100% of us can't believe you've fallen for this self-fulfilling diagnostic issue. ... and 90% of us wear striped knee socks.

"a few autistic people are so high-functioning that they even manage to hold down a […]
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infosec.exchange
December 31, 2025 at 7:52 PM
In 2026, I am sticking with the same resolution I've had since 2008-04-01: Stay sober

My sobriety could vote this year if it were human, yet it is rather shamefully younger than my eldest offspring

2025 was tough, but this is about more than me

Weapon out and belly in

#newyearsresolution […]
Original post on infosec.exchange
infosec.exchange
December 31, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Odin definitely wired and screwed this arcade fight stick together all by himself, it didn’t take mommy and daddy six hours at all #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon
December 31, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Respect the robots.txt
December 31, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Dispensary parking lot was completely full, the drive through line going around the building

Haven't seen it that full before, Happy New Year!
December 31, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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And on Nov 3, 2026, be sure to install the update for your Congressional operating system so that your fascism protection package can be restored.
December 31, 2025 at 3:08 PM
RE: https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/115814066510002687

Kinda love the f-uterus shirts.

Would it be weird to see a bearded dude with blue hair wearing one? 😁
masto.ai
December 31, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Kiddo got one of them bags-full-of-rice thingies like the American equivalent of hot water bottles, you microwave them and take them to bed with you for your cold feet

All good

Except it's cat shaped

And cat sized

And every night since Christmas now I have to tuck its little legs underneath […]
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retro.social
December 31, 2025 at 1:31 AM
ping
December 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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RE: https://wandering.shop/@adapalmer/115798502373418578

A better world is possible, and worth fighting for.

#solarpunk #hopepunk
Agrivoltaics boost crop yields even when the solar panels aren’t generating power. New research from Canada shows that shading crops with elevated solar panels creates a cooler, wetter microclimate that can lift yields and improve performance across dozens of crops, from peppers to pasture grass […]
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wandering.shop
December 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Temperature disregulation goes brrrrrr

then

omg, why am I wearing a sweatshirt?

then

brrrrrr again
December 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM