Straw Hat Wulf
@strawhatwulf.bsky.social
Failed Artist, Struggling Story Teller, Defective Human with a tenuous grasp on reality.
"We gonna dance or fight?"
"I got two left feet, and two right hooks, what do you think?
"I got two left feet, and two right hooks, what do you think?
January 11, 2026 at 7:23 PM
"We gonna dance or fight?"
"I got two left feet, and two right hooks, what do you think?
"I got two left feet, and two right hooks, what do you think?
I feel this in my very soul.
December 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I feel this in my very soul.
Maybe the real Antifa were the friends we made along the way.
October 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Maybe the real Antifa were the friends we made along the way.
King Koop is back and this time he is kidnapping more than just a princess.
Plot twist the bomb is actually on another bus.
Plot twist the bomb is actually on another bus.
August 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
King Koop is back and this time he is kidnapping more than just a princess.
Plot twist the bomb is actually on another bus.
Plot twist the bomb is actually on another bus.
What passes for a fortune these days.
Oh yeah, in bed.
Oh yeah, in bed.
August 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
What passes for a fortune these days.
Oh yeah, in bed.
Oh yeah, in bed.
Been seeing this guy around facebook lately, didn't learn his name in until yesterday. Don't really care. I just know he makes me think of the tiny face guy from Rick and Morty.
August 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Been seeing this guy around facebook lately, didn't learn his name in until yesterday. Don't really care. I just know he makes me think of the tiny face guy from Rick and Morty.
You ever notice how white supremacists tend to draw the least supreme examples to their ranks?
August 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
You ever notice how white supremacists tend to draw the least supreme examples to their ranks?
As an ADHD autistic Dungeon master, I can 100% confirm this.
July 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
As an ADHD autistic Dungeon master, I can 100% confirm this.
I'm just like Sherlock Holmes.
Only without the musical talent, advanced pattern recognition,scientific aptitude, rigorous physical training, or opium addiction.
Only without the musical talent, advanced pattern recognition,scientific aptitude, rigorous physical training, or opium addiction.
July 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I'm just like Sherlock Holmes.
Only without the musical talent, advanced pattern recognition,scientific aptitude, rigorous physical training, or opium addiction.
Only without the musical talent, advanced pattern recognition,scientific aptitude, rigorous physical training, or opium addiction.
If we could stop being f*cking awful for one minute...
June 30, 2025 at 11:12 PM
If we could stop being f*cking awful for one minute...
Chonky leopard can only eat so many faces a day.
June 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Chonky leopard can only eat so many faces a day.
I am not even sure how this app works. 😅
Am I just supposed to post about whatever pops into my head?
Because, society was very clear that I am not supposed to do that anymore.
Am I just supposed to post about whatever pops into my head?
Because, society was very clear that I am not supposed to do that anymore.
May 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I am not even sure how this app works. 😅
Am I just supposed to post about whatever pops into my head?
Because, society was very clear that I am not supposed to do that anymore.
Am I just supposed to post about whatever pops into my head?
Because, society was very clear that I am not supposed to do that anymore.