Sarah (they/them)
@strawbunnybb.bsky.social
I don't know if it's been me reading too much romance or fanfics lately but just the phrase "let me take care of you" does something incredible for me. Not even just sexually but overall (but also sexually)
February 3, 2026 at 12:21 AM
I don't know if it's been me reading too much romance or fanfics lately but just the phrase "let me take care of you" does something incredible for me. Not even just sexually but overall (but also sexually)
Veranda would make such a beautiful girl's namr
February 1, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Veranda would make such a beautiful girl's namr
"My little mouse brain"
February 1, 2026 at 12:57 AM
"My little mouse brain"
"Mr. Hot's now glowing"
February 1, 2026 at 12:43 AM
"Mr. Hot's now glowing"
Heat is broken at work and the furnace guy said he would come sometime before 7 with no real indication of the time. I'm gonna scream
January 30, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Heat is broken at work and the furnace guy said he would come sometime before 7 with no real indication of the time. I'm gonna scream
I know its cause I have a femme name but Jesus christ if I see Madame Sarah or Madame last name one more time while handling the intake of CVs for this position we're trying to fill at home I will scream
January 26, 2026 at 7:26 PM
I know its cause I have a femme name but Jesus christ if I see Madame Sarah or Madame last name one more time while handling the intake of CVs for this position we're trying to fill at home I will scream
Welp due to work shenanigans i am taking on more responsibility... again (hopefullytemporaril). Will be learning at least the basics of a fourth language so polyglot status on the way
January 23, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Welp due to work shenanigans i am taking on more responsibility... again (hopefullytemporaril). Will be learning at least the basics of a fourth language so polyglot status on the way
I wish to turn off my brain just for a little bit plz and thank
January 20, 2026 at 11:03 PM
I wish to turn off my brain just for a little bit plz and thank
I have come to an age where I am *incredibly* excited when I able to work from home and get my laundry done. What a boring life 😴
January 15, 2026 at 7:42 PM
I have come to an age where I am *incredibly* excited when I able to work from home and get my laundry done. What a boring life 😴
Was zapped back into my 15 yo body for a moment when my colleague said that I had a stash upstairs (referring obvi to my snacks). My dad straight up asked my bf at the time how big his stash was and I could see him sweating and panicking. Weed? Porn? My dad wanted to know about the model airplanes
January 14, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Was zapped back into my 15 yo body for a moment when my colleague said that I had a stash upstairs (referring obvi to my snacks). My dad straight up asked my bf at the time how big his stash was and I could see him sweating and panicking. Weed? Porn? My dad wanted to know about the model airplanes
THESE BIRCHES NEED TO MOVE THEIR GODDANG CARS SO RHE SNOW PLOW WILL STOP SCREAMING. MOTHERFCUKED PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU
January 9, 2026 at 6:22 AM
THESE BIRCHES NEED TO MOVE THEIR GODDANG CARS SO RHE SNOW PLOW WILL STOP SCREAMING. MOTHERFCUKED PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU
God nerfed me with headaches and chronic sinus pain because that bitch knew I'd be too powerful otherwise. In related news im ouchie
January 8, 2026 at 4:38 PM
God nerfed me with headaches and chronic sinus pain because that bitch knew I'd be too powerful otherwise. In related news im ouchie
It's been five years and I managed to get almost the whole day through without crying. The kindest thing he ever did was breakup with me and I'm out here crying a bit now as the day turns over. I hope he feels like he has a sharp rock stuck in his shoe no matter what he does the piece of shit
January 7, 2026 at 5:06 AM
It's been five years and I managed to get almost the whole day through without crying. The kindest thing he ever did was breakup with me and I'm out here crying a bit now as the day turns over. I hope he feels like he has a sharp rock stuck in his shoe no matter what he does the piece of shit
I am reporting to say that there were three separate fights/arguments at Ginchmas and *I* was not involved in any of them. That being said dinner was quite tense for a bit 🫠
January 2, 2026 at 12:33 AM
I am reporting to say that there were three separate fights/arguments at Ginchmas and *I* was not involved in any of them. That being said dinner was quite tense for a bit 🫠
So while I had a bunch of different media goals (that got completed to varying degrees) I was also doing a bracket for the year to find the one I enjoyed the most for each category. While they may not *actually* be the best the following were what I liked ir tolerated the most
December 31, 2025 at 10:54 PM
So while I had a bunch of different media goals (that got completed to varying degrees) I was also doing a bracket for the year to find the one I enjoyed the most for each category. While they may not *actually* be the best the following were what I liked ir tolerated the most
He's just an (evil) lil guy
December 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
He's just an (evil) lil guy
I would like to thank any gods that may or may not exist for not giving me a hangover at this time I appreciate your love and care
December 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I would like to thank any gods that may or may not exist for not giving me a hangover at this time I appreciate your love and care
I have been promoted from eldest daughter xmas eve service prep in the kitchen to dear God eldest one please go make sure your dad doesn't break his neck doing the ladder candle dangerous stuff
December 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I have been promoted from eldest daughter xmas eve service prep in the kitchen to dear God eldest one please go make sure your dad doesn't break his neck doing the ladder candle dangerous stuff
Very proud of my only brief moment of panic as we drove past my ex the devil's place. I know he's not longer living there but yeesh
December 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Very proud of my only brief moment of panic as we drove past my ex the devil's place. I know he's not longer living there but yeesh
Jesus fucking christ they are so loud
December 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Jesus fucking christ they are so loud
You heard of Panic at the Disco? Let me introduce you to Screaming internally at the workplace. I am the lead singer, manager & general screamer. I swear to god I will get so cross faded tomorrow evening after I finish and go on holidays. I'm so done today and I still have 5.5+ hours to go
December 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
You heard of Panic at the Disco? Let me introduce you to Screaming internally at the workplace. I am the lead singer, manager & general screamer. I swear to god I will get so cross faded tomorrow evening after I finish and go on holidays. I'm so done today and I still have 5.5+ hours to go
You too can experience a positive DIY clubbing experience by turning on a divas dj mix and drinking at home instead of going out in the cold winter night (not that me and my fuzzy socks would leave once this comfy cozy).
December 13, 2025 at 4:41 AM
You too can experience a positive DIY clubbing experience by turning on a divas dj mix and drinking at home instead of going out in the cold winter night (not that me and my fuzzy socks would leave once this comfy cozy).
I would really like it if my sinuses gave me a fucking break. My face hurts so much 😪
December 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I would really like it if my sinuses gave me a fucking break. My face hurts so much 😪
I am literally begging my teachers to tell me they are having dynamic issues with the other volunteer in the classroom *before* the last regular week of class. My dude how am I supposed to solve this now????¿¿¿
December 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I am literally begging my teachers to tell me they are having dynamic issues with the other volunteer in the classroom *before* the last regular week of class. My dude how am I supposed to solve this now????¿¿¿
I do think this month will be nothing but holiday movies and comfort/childhood obsession movies. Finished watching a Knight's Tale and I will take no criticisms of the film
December 4, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I do think this month will be nothing but holiday movies and comfort/childhood obsession movies. Finished watching a Knight's Tale and I will take no criticisms of the film