Sarah Benchley
@strangeweather3.bsky.social
Currently unemployed writer. Gymnerd. Antifascist. Maker of typos. Collector of dust.
Occupied Duwamish Territory.
"Where are we going and why are we in this handcart??"
Occupied Duwamish Territory.
"Where are we going and why are we in this handcart??"
Pinned
"Are you a communist??"
November 22, 2025 at 10:11 AM
"Are you a communist??"
Dearest @gymcastic.com,
I think I need this in a onesie for my grandson. Please and thank you.
Cheeseburger Booty Power T-Shirt | GymCastic share.google/lSa4H8k9dZNX...
I think I need this in a onesie for my grandson. Please and thank you.
Cheeseburger Booty Power T-Shirt | GymCastic share.google/lSa4H8k9dZNX...
Cheeseburger Booty Power by GymCastic
Jessica's favorite catchphrase! Designed by Jill Marzella.
share.google
November 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Dearest @gymcastic.com,
I think I need this in a onesie for my grandson. Please and thank you.
Cheeseburger Booty Power T-Shirt | GymCastic share.google/lSa4H8k9dZNX...
I think I need this in a onesie for my grandson. Please and thank you.
Cheeseburger Booty Power T-Shirt | GymCastic share.google/lSa4H8k9dZNX...
My childhood best friend's son, who I swear is a human Labubu, has decided he would like to memorize pi. He's seven.
a man in a black shirt is holding a tablet and says good brain
ALT: a man in a black shirt is holding a tablet and says good brain
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
My childhood best friend's son, who I swear is a human Labubu, has decided he would like to memorize pi. He's seven.
I tipped over a full bottle of (face) toner, didn't see it, and left the house. I came back to the entire top of my dresser saturated. It smells good, at least, but it's taken a full day to clean up.
November 20, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I tipped over a full bottle of (face) toner, didn't see it, and left the house. I came back to the entire top of my dresser saturated. It smells good, at least, but it's taken a full day to clean up.
Two weeks ago I forgot to put the recycling out by the curb, so now I have a month's supply of saved-up recycle. I fit almost all of it in the bin. It was a bit like playing Tetris.
November 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Two weeks ago I forgot to put the recycling out by the curb, so now I have a month's supply of saved-up recycle. I fit almost all of it in the bin. It was a bit like playing Tetris.
Am I the only one that finds it rude when people do noisy yard work before 9 am??
I could have slept in today. Instead I was rousted at 8 am by a fucking leaf blower.
I could have slept in today. Instead I was rousted at 8 am by a fucking leaf blower.
November 17, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Am I the only one that finds it rude when people do noisy yard work before 9 am??
I could have slept in today. Instead I was rousted at 8 am by a fucking leaf blower.
I could have slept in today. Instead I was rousted at 8 am by a fucking leaf blower.
"She doesn't even know any liberal men. She saw a gay guy on TV once and thinks that's all left-leaning men."
"What do you want to bet me it was the first episode of Will & Grace??"
"What do you want to bet me it was the first episode of Will & Grace??"
a man is jumping in a living room with the words i 'm in behind him
ALT: a man is jumping in a living room with the words i 'm in behind him
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
"She doesn't even know any liberal men. She saw a gay guy on TV once and thinks that's all left-leaning men."
"What do you want to bet me it was the first episode of Will & Grace??"
"What do you want to bet me it was the first episode of Will & Grace??"
November 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Friggin' right-wingers have been using the "technically not a PDF file" standard to defend Ted Nugent for years. It was fucked up then and it's fucked up now.
November 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Friggin' right-wingers have been using the "technically not a PDF file" standard to defend Ted Nugent for years. It was fucked up then and it's fucked up now.
Seattle mayor-elect, Katie fuckin' Wilson!!
November 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Seattle mayor-elect, Katie fuckin' Wilson!!
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I guess the Trump economic plan is for him to just make up a bunch of numbers and lie every single day about them and hope at some point people will believe him instead of their bank accounts.
November 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I guess the Trump economic plan is for him to just make up a bunch of numbers and lie every single day about them and hope at some point people will believe him instead of their bank accounts.
Reposted by Sarah Benchley
i swear to fucking god i live in a bizarro universe where i never casually run into other trans people but still end up having regular HRT conversations because every cis woman i meet is going through menopause & YES, HRT IS GOOD, YOUR ENDOCRINOLOGIST & AMERICA JUST HATE WOMEN, HERE IS WHAT YOU WANT
November 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
i swear to fucking god i live in a bizarro universe where i never casually run into other trans people but still end up having regular HRT conversations because every cis woman i meet is going through menopause & YES, HRT IS GOOD, YOUR ENDOCRINOLOGIST & AMERICA JUST HATE WOMEN, HERE IS WHAT YOU WANT
My neighbor is selling her house. She came over to tell us that potential buyers aren't buying bc they don't like the look of our yard.
Fuck them. I'm glad they're not buying bc I don't want to spend the next 20 years next door to The Karen Family of Complainers.
Fuck them. I'm glad they're not buying bc I don't want to spend the next 20 years next door to The Karen Family of Complainers.
November 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
My neighbor is selling her house. She came over to tell us that potential buyers aren't buying bc they don't like the look of our yard.
Fuck them. I'm glad they're not buying bc I don't want to spend the next 20 years next door to The Karen Family of Complainers.
Fuck them. I'm glad they're not buying bc I don't want to spend the next 20 years next door to The Karen Family of Complainers.
Reposted by Sarah Benchley
Posting a photo of Ceausescu’s bathroom for no apparent reason.
October 31, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Posting a photo of Ceausescu’s bathroom for no apparent reason.
Tim Daggett says he needs a thesaurus.
Only since 1996.
Only since 1996.
October 25, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Tim Daggett says he needs a thesaurus.
Only since 1996.
Only since 1996.
"It is an unabashedly partisan call to arms that aims to equip a new generation of Antifascists with the history and theory necessary to defeat the resurgent Far Right."
- Mark Bray -
- Mark Bray -
October 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
"It is an unabashedly partisan call to arms that aims to equip a new generation of Antifascists with the history and theory necessary to defeat the resurgent Far Right."
- Mark Bray -
- Mark Bray -
It would be more fun if they all just did the Hokey-Pokey. What is the international Hokey-Pokey??
October 24, 2025 at 9:30 AM
It would be more fun if they all just did the Hokey-Pokey. What is the international Hokey-Pokey??
Those medals look like chicken-fried steak. Or I'm hungry.
October 24, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Those medals look like chicken-fried steak. Or I'm hungry.
They should invite George Strait to join Bad Bunny during the halftime show, and they should sing Blame It On Mexico together.
October 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
They should invite George Strait to join Bad Bunny during the halftime show, and they should sing Blame It On Mexico together.
October 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The Mariners didn't win. I'm drowning my sorrows in gymnastics.
October 21, 2025 at 4:38 AM
The Mariners didn't win. I'm drowning my sorrows in gymnastics.
I'm glad Shallon Olson didn't make vault finals, and it's not bc I don't think highly of her. She's lovely and talented. And her goddam kidneys need to calm tf down!!
Girl, you're amazing. But what are you doing??
Girl, you're amazing. But what are you doing??
October 21, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I'm glad Shallon Olson didn't make vault finals, and it's not bc I don't think highly of her. She's lovely and talented. And her goddam kidneys need to calm tf down!!
Girl, you're amazing. But what are you doing??
Girl, you're amazing. But what are you doing??
Ads dropping in the middle of routines. Vote No for that.
October 21, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Ads dropping in the middle of routines. Vote No for that.