really not beating the "this could have been an email" allegations

yes!!!!! Let him sleep!!! (And come out once in awhile to go fast at baddies)

I do however look forward to the day that mothra returns. I miss her

(kaiju battling. mechagodzilla absolutely crushes arguirus and half rips its jaw off)

(me, five foot six on a good day, waving a broom) YOU LEAVE MY BOY ALONE. SHOO

I also love Mechagodzilla but resent him for hurting my son Arguirus like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My BOY!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean LOOK at this MAJESTIC CREATURE

thank you all for shouting this one out 🧡🧡🧡

I LOVE HEDORAH HE'S GREAT and ok I will hang onto my butt for Biolante... always love a good kaiju recommendation

Next week I get to see mechagodzilla for the first time so definitely looking forward to that

Minila ranks in the middle (awful but still paradoxically cute). Hedorah is in the high middle I love that guy. Megalon also high middle - love his design but I’ve only really seen him as “wrestling match heel #2” so far. Gabara I don’t know if he even goes on the list but I love his raison d’être

I’m rethinking everything. Straith kaiju ranking cancelled until further notice

HOW COULD I FORGET MOTHRA,,,,,,, SHE DEFINITELY RANKS

Rodan also ranked low. He makes that high pitched whir that kills my ears

Gigan your sawblade belly just doesn’t agree with me