Simon Webster
@storytimewithsimon.bsky.social
International Australian author, self published. Writing kids books, adult parodies, educational resources and non fiction....
Dare to dream.....
Dare to dream.....
😂💍 Marriage isn’t perfect; but it sure is entertaining!
From snoring; DIY fails to “helping” gone wrong, this cheeky parody turns everyday chaos into laughs.
Perfect gift for weddings, anniversaries; Valentine’s Day!
👉 mybook.to/anidiotsguid...
From snoring; DIY fails to “helping” gone wrong, this cheeky parody turns everyday chaos into laughs.
Perfect gift for weddings, anniversaries; Valentine’s Day!
👉 mybook.to/anidiotsguid...
February 14, 2026 at 8:38 AM
😂💍 Marriage isn’t perfect; but it sure is entertaining!
From snoring; DIY fails to “helping” gone wrong, this cheeky parody turns everyday chaos into laughs.
Perfect gift for weddings, anniversaries; Valentine’s Day!
👉 mybook.to/anidiotsguid...
From snoring; DIY fails to “helping” gone wrong, this cheeky parody turns everyday chaos into laughs.
Perfect gift for weddings, anniversaries; Valentine’s Day!
👉 mybook.to/anidiotsguid...
Superpowers include:
✔ fixing bad days
✔ bedtime stories
✔ making kids feel safe
This one’s for the everyday heroes at home 🦸♀️🦸♂️
mybook.to/mumdadaresup...
✔ fixing bad days
✔ bedtime stories
✔ making kids feel safe
This one’s for the everyday heroes at home 🦸♀️🦸♂️
mybook.to/mumdadaresup...
February 14, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Superpowers include:
✔ fixing bad days
✔ bedtime stories
✔ making kids feel safe
This one’s for the everyday heroes at home 🦸♀️🦸♂️
mybook.to/mumdadaresup...
✔ fixing bad days
✔ bedtime stories
✔ making kids feel safe
This one’s for the everyday heroes at home 🦸♀️🦸♂️
mybook.to/mumdadaresup...
🌙 Bedtime books come and go…
But there’s only one that makes everyone laugh out loud.
The Fart That Lost its Bum... nothing like it!
Available here 👉 mybook.to/fartthatlost...
But there’s only one that makes everyone laugh out loud.
The Fart That Lost its Bum... nothing like it!
Available here 👉 mybook.to/fartthatlost...
February 14, 2026 at 7:47 AM
🌙 Bedtime books come and go…
But there’s only one that makes everyone laugh out loud.
The Fart That Lost its Bum... nothing like it!
Available here 👉 mybook.to/fartthatlost...
But there’s only one that makes everyone laugh out loud.
The Fart That Lost its Bum... nothing like it!
Available here 👉 mybook.to/fartthatlost...
A jungle. A challenge. A group of animals who refuse to give up.
Chimpy and the Great Jungle Rescue follows a young chimp leading his friends to protect their home.
Written by my 10-year-old son Jack, this story proves great storytelling has no age limit.
mybook.to/chimpyjungle...
Chimpy and the Great Jungle Rescue follows a young chimp leading his friends to protect their home.
Written by my 10-year-old son Jack, this story proves great storytelling has no age limit.
mybook.to/chimpyjungle...
February 14, 2026 at 7:27 AM
A jungle. A challenge. A group of animals who refuse to give up.
Chimpy and the Great Jungle Rescue follows a young chimp leading his friends to protect their home.
Written by my 10-year-old son Jack, this story proves great storytelling has no age limit.
mybook.to/chimpyjungle...
Chimpy and the Great Jungle Rescue follows a young chimp leading his friends to protect their home.
Written by my 10-year-old son Jack, this story proves great storytelling has no age limit.
mybook.to/chimpyjungle...
🌙 Bedtime books come and go…
But there’s only one that makes everyone laugh out loud.
The Fart That Lost its Bum... nothing like it!
👉 mybook.to/fartthatlost...
But there’s only one that makes everyone laugh out loud.
The Fart That Lost its Bum... nothing like it!
👉 mybook.to/fartthatlost...
February 11, 2026 at 12:33 AM
🌙 Bedtime books come and go…
But there’s only one that makes everyone laugh out loud.
The Fart That Lost its Bum... nothing like it!
👉 mybook.to/fartthatlost...
But there’s only one that makes everyone laugh out loud.
The Fart That Lost its Bum... nothing like it!
👉 mybook.to/fartthatlost...
Chimpy and the Great Jungle Rescue is a fast-paced picture book adventure for young readers.
Written by my son Jack at just 10 years old, it explores friendship, leadership, and caring for the environment.
A great read for families, classrooms, and young animal lovers.
mybook.to/chimpyjungle...
Written by my son Jack at just 10 years old, it explores friendship, leadership, and caring for the environment.
A great read for families, classrooms, and young animal lovers.
mybook.to/chimpyjungle...
February 11, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Chimpy and the Great Jungle Rescue is a fast-paced picture book adventure for young readers.
Written by my son Jack at just 10 years old, it explores friendship, leadership, and caring for the environment.
A great read for families, classrooms, and young animal lovers.
mybook.to/chimpyjungle...
Written by my son Jack at just 10 years old, it explores friendship, leadership, and caring for the environment.
A great read for families, classrooms, and young animal lovers.
mybook.to/chimpyjungle...
A reader recently shared this thoughtful review of The Spark.
I wrote this book quietly, without answers or agenda, just honest reflection around grief, belief, and hope. Knowing it resonated like this means more than I can say.
Available - mybook.to/thespark
I wrote this book quietly, without answers or agenda, just honest reflection around grief, belief, and hope. Knowing it resonated like this means more than I can say.
Available - mybook.to/thespark
February 10, 2026 at 1:42 AM
A reader recently shared this thoughtful review of The Spark.
I wrote this book quietly, without answers or agenda, just honest reflection around grief, belief, and hope. Knowing it resonated like this means more than I can say.
Available - mybook.to/thespark
I wrote this book quietly, without answers or agenda, just honest reflection around grief, belief, and hope. Knowing it resonated like this means more than I can say.
Available - mybook.to/thespark
📚 There are kids’ books. There are fart books.
And then there’s The Fart That Lost its Bum.
In a league of its own... because there’s nothing else like it 💨
👉 mybook.to/fartthatlost...
And then there’s The Fart That Lost its Bum.
In a league of its own... because there’s nothing else like it 💨
👉 mybook.to/fartthatlost...
February 7, 2026 at 8:54 AM
📚 There are kids’ books. There are fart books.
And then there’s The Fart That Lost its Bum.
In a league of its own... because there’s nothing else like it 💨
👉 mybook.to/fartthatlost...
And then there’s The Fart That Lost its Bum.
In a league of its own... because there’s nothing else like it 💨
👉 mybook.to/fartthatlost...
My first non fiction book. Raw, personal, and the most honest thing I’ve written. The Spark explores death, energy, and what might come after. Uncomfortable to release, but necessary.
mybook.to/thespark
mybook.to/thespark
February 7, 2026 at 8:48 AM
My first non fiction book. Raw, personal, and the most honest thing I’ve written. The Spark explores death, energy, and what might come after. Uncomfortable to release, but necessary.
mybook.to/thespark
mybook.to/thespark
Valentine’s Day is coming!
Men, step one: read An Idiots Guide To Keeping Your Wife Happy.
Step two: read An Idiots Guide To Surviving Marriage.
Step three: repeat 😂
👉 mybook.to/anidiotsguid...
Men, step one: read An Idiots Guide To Keeping Your Wife Happy.
Step two: read An Idiots Guide To Surviving Marriage.
Step three: repeat 😂
👉 mybook.to/anidiotsguid...
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mybook.to
February 7, 2026 at 8:44 AM
Valentine’s Day is coming!
Men, step one: read An Idiots Guide To Keeping Your Wife Happy.
Step two: read An Idiots Guide To Surviving Marriage.
Step three: repeat 😂
👉 mybook.to/anidiotsguid...
Men, step one: read An Idiots Guide To Keeping Your Wife Happy.
Step two: read An Idiots Guide To Surviving Marriage.
Step three: repeat 😂
👉 mybook.to/anidiotsguid...
Meet Chimpy.
A curious young chimp, a jungle under threat, and a rescue mission powered by teamwork.
Chimpy and the Great Jungle Rescue is a colourful picture book written by my son Jack at just 10 years old.
A fun, fast-paced story with a clear message about courage.
mybook.to/chimpyjungle...
A curious young chimp, a jungle under threat, and a rescue mission powered by teamwork.
Chimpy and the Great Jungle Rescue is a colourful picture book written by my son Jack at just 10 years old.
A fun, fast-paced story with a clear message about courage.
mybook.to/chimpyjungle...
February 6, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Meet Chimpy.
A curious young chimp, a jungle under threat, and a rescue mission powered by teamwork.
Chimpy and the Great Jungle Rescue is a colourful picture book written by my son Jack at just 10 years old.
A fun, fast-paced story with a clear message about courage.
mybook.to/chimpyjungle...
A curious young chimp, a jungle under threat, and a rescue mission powered by teamwork.
Chimpy and the Great Jungle Rescue is a colourful picture book written by my son Jack at just 10 years old.
A fun, fast-paced story with a clear message about courage.
mybook.to/chimpyjungle...
Death is something most people fear but few want to talk about it. The Spark invites a simple, honest conversation about living, dying, and staying connected.
mybook.to/thespark
mybook.to/thespark
February 6, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Death is something most people fear but few want to talk about it. The Spark invites a simple, honest conversation about living, dying, and staying connected.
mybook.to/thespark
mybook.to/thespark
My wife says I don’t listen.
At least, I think that’s what she said… 🤔😂
If that sounds familiar, you’ll love An Idiot’s Guide to Keeping Your Wife Happy.
👉 mybook.to/anidiotsguid...
At least, I think that’s what she said… 🤔😂
If that sounds familiar, you’ll love An Idiot’s Guide to Keeping Your Wife Happy.
👉 mybook.to/anidiotsguid...
February 4, 2026 at 6:28 AM
My wife says I don’t listen.
At least, I think that’s what she said… 🤔😂
If that sounds familiar, you’ll love An Idiot’s Guide to Keeping Your Wife Happy.
👉 mybook.to/anidiotsguid...
At least, I think that’s what she said… 🤔😂
If that sounds familiar, you’ll love An Idiot’s Guide to Keeping Your Wife Happy.
👉 mybook.to/anidiotsguid...
The Spark asks a simple question. What if death is not an ending, but a return to the energy that shaped us? Written for readers who want an open conversation about the one subject we all share.
mybook.to/thespark
mybook.to/thespark
February 4, 2026 at 4:46 AM
The Spark asks a simple question. What if death is not an ending, but a return to the energy that shaped us? Written for readers who want an open conversation about the one subject we all share.
mybook.to/thespark
mybook.to/thespark
Meet Chimpy.
A curious young chimp, a jungle under threat, and a rescue mission powered by teamwork.
Chimpy and the Great Jungle Rescue is a colourful picture book written by my son Jack at just 10 years old.
A fun, fast-paced story with a clear message.
mybook.to/chimpyjungle...
A curious young chimp, a jungle under threat, and a rescue mission powered by teamwork.
Chimpy and the Great Jungle Rescue is a colourful picture book written by my son Jack at just 10 years old.
A fun, fast-paced story with a clear message.
mybook.to/chimpyjungle...
February 2, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Meet Chimpy.
A curious young chimp, a jungle under threat, and a rescue mission powered by teamwork.
Chimpy and the Great Jungle Rescue is a colourful picture book written by my son Jack at just 10 years old.
A fun, fast-paced story with a clear message.
mybook.to/chimpyjungle...
A curious young chimp, a jungle under threat, and a rescue mission powered by teamwork.
Chimpy and the Great Jungle Rescue is a colourful picture book written by my son Jack at just 10 years old.
A fun, fast-paced story with a clear message.
mybook.to/chimpyjungle...
Looking for the perfect gift for Mum or Dad? 💝
This charming picture book reminds us the greatest heroes are right at home.
A story kids love & parents' treasure. 🦸♀️🦸♂️
👇
mybook.to/mumdadaresup...
This charming picture book reminds us the greatest heroes are right at home.
A story kids love & parents' treasure. 🦸♀️🦸♂️
👇
mybook.to/mumdadaresup...
February 2, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Looking for the perfect gift for Mum or Dad? 💝
This charming picture book reminds us the greatest heroes are right at home.
A story kids love & parents' treasure. 🦸♀️🦸♂️
👇
mybook.to/mumdadaresup...
This charming picture book reminds us the greatest heroes are right at home.
A story kids love & parents' treasure. 🦸♀️🦸♂️
👇
mybook.to/mumdadaresup...
Men, step one: read An Idiots Guide To Keeping Your Wife Happy.
Step two: read An Idiots Guide To Surviving Marriage.
Step three: repeat 😂
👉 mybook.to/anidiotsguid...
Step two: read An Idiots Guide To Surviving Marriage.
Step three: repeat 😂
👉 mybook.to/anidiotsguid...
February 2, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Men, step one: read An Idiots Guide To Keeping Your Wife Happy.
Step two: read An Idiots Guide To Surviving Marriage.
Step three: repeat 😂
👉 mybook.to/anidiotsguid...
Step two: read An Idiots Guide To Surviving Marriage.
Step three: repeat 😂
👉 mybook.to/anidiotsguid...
Teachers! Need a quick, ready-to-use resource on positive behaviour?
✋ Safe Hands – Teacher Edition + Kit = lessons, cue cards & activities kids love.
Preview 👇
tinyurl.com/safehandstea...
Book 👇
mybook.to/safehandstea...
✋ Safe Hands – Teacher Edition + Kit = lessons, cue cards & activities kids love.
Preview 👇
tinyurl.com/safehandstea...
Book 👇
mybook.to/safehandstea...
February 1, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Teachers! Need a quick, ready-to-use resource on positive behaviour?
✋ Safe Hands – Teacher Edition + Kit = lessons, cue cards & activities kids love.
Preview 👇
tinyurl.com/safehandstea...
Book 👇
mybook.to/safehandstea...
✋ Safe Hands – Teacher Edition + Kit = lessons, cue cards & activities kids love.
Preview 👇
tinyurl.com/safehandstea...
Book 👇
mybook.to/safehandstea...
Talking about death should not create fear. It should create clarity. The Spark offers a calm space to reflect on mortality without judgement or pressure.
mybook.to/thespark
mybook.to/thespark
February 1, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Talking about death should not create fear. It should create clarity. The Spark offers a calm space to reflect on mortality without judgement or pressure.
mybook.to/thespark
mybook.to/thespark
Parents don’t get enough credit.
Kids give them superhero status anyway. 🦸♂️🦸♀️
A gentle, joyful picture book.
mybook.to/mumdadaresup...
Kids give them superhero status anyway. 🦸♂️🦸♀️
A gentle, joyful picture book.
mybook.to/mumdadaresup...
January 31, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Parents don’t get enough credit.
Kids give them superhero status anyway. 🦸♂️🦸♀️
A gentle, joyful picture book.
mybook.to/mumdadaresup...
Kids give them superhero status anyway. 🦸♂️🦸♀️
A gentle, joyful picture book.
mybook.to/mumdadaresup...
A jungle. A challenge. A group of animals who refuse to give up.
Chimpy and the Great Jungle Rescue follows a young chimp leading his friends to protect their home.
Written by my 10-year-old son Jack, this story proves great storytelling has no age limit.
mybook.to/chimpyjungle...
Chimpy and the Great Jungle Rescue follows a young chimp leading his friends to protect their home.
Written by my 10-year-old son Jack, this story proves great storytelling has no age limit.
mybook.to/chimpyjungle...
January 31, 2026 at 7:21 AM
A jungle. A challenge. A group of animals who refuse to give up.
Chimpy and the Great Jungle Rescue follows a young chimp leading his friends to protect their home.
Written by my 10-year-old son Jack, this story proves great storytelling has no age limit.
mybook.to/chimpyjungle...
Chimpy and the Great Jungle Rescue follows a young chimp leading his friends to protect their home.
Written by my 10-year-old son Jack, this story proves great storytelling has no age limit.
mybook.to/chimpyjungle...
Marriage is funny, frustrating, and familiar in all the wrong ways 😂💍
An Idiot’s Guide to Surviving Marriage is now live.
If you’ve been married longer than a minute, you’ll get it.
👉 mybook.to/idiotsurvivi...
An Idiot’s Guide to Surviving Marriage is now live.
If you’ve been married longer than a minute, you’ll get it.
👉 mybook.to/idiotsurvivi...
January 31, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Marriage is funny, frustrating, and familiar in all the wrong ways 😂💍
An Idiot’s Guide to Surviving Marriage is now live.
If you’ve been married longer than a minute, you’ll get it.
👉 mybook.to/idiotsurvivi...
An Idiot’s Guide to Surviving Marriage is now live.
If you’ve been married longer than a minute, you’ll get it.
👉 mybook.to/idiotsurvivi...
😂💍 Marriage isn’t perfect; but it sure is entertaining!
From snoring; DIY fails to “helping” gone wrong, this cheeky parody turns everyday chaos into laughs.
Perfect gift for weddings, anniversaries; Valentine’s Day!
👉 mybook.to/anidiotsguid...
From snoring; DIY fails to “helping” gone wrong, this cheeky parody turns everyday chaos into laughs.
Perfect gift for weddings, anniversaries; Valentine’s Day!
👉 mybook.to/anidiotsguid...
January 31, 2026 at 6:01 AM
😂💍 Marriage isn’t perfect; but it sure is entertaining!
From snoring; DIY fails to “helping” gone wrong, this cheeky parody turns everyday chaos into laughs.
Perfect gift for weddings, anniversaries; Valentine’s Day!
👉 mybook.to/anidiotsguid...
From snoring; DIY fails to “helping” gone wrong, this cheeky parody turns everyday chaos into laughs.
Perfect gift for weddings, anniversaries; Valentine’s Day!
👉 mybook.to/anidiotsguid...
One book explains how she thinks.
The other explains how to survive once you know.
Get both this Valentines Day 👉 mybook.to/anidiotsguid...
The other explains how to survive once you know.
Get both this Valentines Day 👉 mybook.to/anidiotsguid...
January 31, 2026 at 5:54 AM
One book explains how she thinks.
The other explains how to survive once you know.
Get both this Valentines Day 👉 mybook.to/anidiotsguid...
The other explains how to survive once you know.
Get both this Valentines Day 👉 mybook.to/anidiotsguid...
🤣 One book. One fart. One missing bum.
Nothing else even comes close.
The Fart That Lost its Bum 💨
Available here 👉 mybook.to/fartthatlost...
Nothing else even comes close.
The Fart That Lost its Bum 💨
Available here 👉 mybook.to/fartthatlost...
January 31, 2026 at 5:47 AM
🤣 One book. One fart. One missing bum.
Nothing else even comes close.
The Fart That Lost its Bum 💨
Available here 👉 mybook.to/fartthatlost...
Nothing else even comes close.
The Fart That Lost its Bum 💨
Available here 👉 mybook.to/fartthatlost...