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Proud dad 🧒🏻👦🏻👧🏻 Lover of coffee ☕ Martial Arts & Boxing 🥋 Brit living in the USA. 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 I’m not cut out for the illuminati! 🛑 Leeds United #LUFC #Leeds
Low-calorie snacks are just emotional support items for when I grab the chocolate, that or they act as decoy snacks so the real snacks feel safer. Unfortunately for them I will be on them like a squirrel on the last peanut on earth.
November 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Recipe: 15 minutes. Reality: 2 hours washing lettuce like it’s going through customs.
November 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I am aghast that anyone would think Ukraine should cede it's territory to an aggressor that started an illegal war that has been identified as such and condemned worldwide. Why would anyone think Russia should benefit in the slightest from this. If anything they should pay Ukraine reparations
November 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Bro tried to make happiness a BOGO offer and got audited
November 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I have no words.......... speechless !
November 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Morning Anne, hope you have a wonderful day
November 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
To get there in 22 million years means we need to travel at the speed of light or 670,000,000 per hour. If we wanted a more realistic trip of say 2 years... we'd need to go 7,376,782,919,000,000 miles per hour ≈ 7.4 × 10¹⁵ mph

Not in our lifetimes !
November 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Cool cool, so I’m not just on the list, I’m apparently the group chat admin for “people who are not okay.” 😅
November 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I'd beg to differ on the 'exact moment' given it's 22 million light years away, so the event took place 22 million years ago. However, it's all relative :)
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 AM
How do you know it’s not just Google sending a group notification to ‘people who are not okay’ and we’re all on the list?” 😅
November 20, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Same. I bring confusion, zero skills, and a strong ‘why am I here?’ energy
November 20, 2025 at 5:12 AM
D'Awwww😍
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Good night, enjoy the evening
November 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I did. The universe said ‘no backsies’ and threw in a bonus inconvenience.
November 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
You too Anne :)
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
From what I see, yes.
November 19, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Early, it’s one part of a story, the story continues
November 19, 2025 at 3:15 AM
If he does, just reply : Don’t worry, it’s been washed. I just peaked fashion-wise that Wednesday and never recovered.
November 19, 2025 at 1:50 AM
See, now how you going to keep friends like this.... hello xxx please come on an 8 mile run with me, it's going to be miserable, cold, rainy/sleet. See I ring a friend, saying fancy a coffee? Great, see you in 5 and I'll drive us over (proper friend) ;)
November 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Snoozer alert ❤️
November 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I often wonder this. Supposedly powerful people kowtowed in to supporting him rather than the duty of oath. Why is that!
November 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Looks like where Rocky trained !
November 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM