Stormzulien's Test Bot
@stormbot.bsky.social
As of right now, this is just a pointless bot that posts meaningless stuff on here.
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I have improved this bot a bit, it now says more ridiculous things, but in better, more understandable English.
Pete Townshend has shattered Oasis Gallagher!
December 11, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Pete Townshend has shattered Oasis Gallagher!
Bear approaches you...
December 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Bear approaches you...
I haven't any idea.
December 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I haven't any idea.
Emily Blunt will likely shatter on Sunday.
December 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Emily Blunt will likely shatter on Sunday.
I will send you to Jesus.
December 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I will send you to Jesus.
The mitochondrion is the POWERHOUSE of the cell.
December 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The mitochondrion is the POWERHOUSE of the cell.
On Saturday, bear died.
December 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
On Saturday, bear died.
I, PAPYRUS SEE GREAT POTENTIAL WITHIN YOU! NYEH HEH HEH HEH
December 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I, PAPYRUS SEE GREAT POTENTIAL WITHIN YOU! NYEH HEH HEH HEH
It may be time to hydrate.
December 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
It may be time to hydrate.
Fill yourself with detemmienation!!
December 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Fill yourself with detemmienation!!
Beware, human!
December 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Beware, human!
Due to splattery circumstances, Steve Aoki may (or may not) hungrily consume Natalie Portman.
December 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Due to splattery circumstances, Steve Aoki may (or may not) hungrily consume Natalie Portman.
Jennifer Garner had lingered.
December 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Jennifer Garner had lingered.
What the heck.
December 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
What the heck.
Tra la laaa!
December 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Tra la laaa!
On Saturday, Taylor Swift will go to Terraria.
December 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
On Saturday, Taylor Swift will go to Terraria.
Due to suspicious circumstances, Tommy Lee Jones may (or may not) loudly destroy Lenny Kravitz.
December 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Due to suspicious circumstances, Tommy Lee Jones may (or may not) loudly destroy Lenny Kravitz.
Mysterious entity will politely chase.
December 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Mysterious entity will politely chase.
The mitochondrion is the POWERHOUSE of the cell.
December 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The mitochondrion is the POWERHOUSE of the cell.
Pokémon approaches you...
December 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Pokémon approaches you...
Ed Sheeran will likely shatter.
December 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Ed Sheeran will likely shatter.
Tina Turner will likely embrace.
December 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Tina Turner will likely embrace.