"It’s very original, no doubt, but not for a hot evening. What I need is some trollop."

WTF. I've started ovulating again.

I feel like I'm being forced to become a Luddite. I fucking hate anything labeled "smart" or anything equipped with listening devices, cameras, memory chips....

Nice!

If I was writing a story or a movie script, I would work in the main character walking into different bars all over the world but they're all the same bar. Same interior, exact same actors. Maybe speaking different languages, though. And it wouldn't be the main thread, just a weird happenstance.

Who could say no? 😍

So members of the President's cabinet are lying on national TV to prop up an about-to-burst bubble that he and all his disgustingly, avariciously wealthy buddies have invested in. Bigly.

Nope, no problem here!

I've never had a snow day! 😭

Someone will poast all the good bits so we won't contribute to the fuckery.

It goes well with the "Rental Beige" carpeting.

Is that fake Melania?

Wow. Laura Ingraham bumped her Bump-It up a size.

Holy shit.

Also, too.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFxc...

Not precisely what you're looking for, but still a good mash-up.

www.bratproductions.com/mixes/mashup...

I went to one Dead concert. I wasn't really into the music, but the whole experience was amazing. The people were fantastic. The vibe was seriously good.

It's a damn fine ice cream.