Referring to seeing Chris? Just aging like the rest of us. Super funny w/ Will back in the day, eh? Like seeing Jamie Kennedy or Pauly Shore after all those yrs...so funny. Do you do a comedy club circuit? where do you perform mostly?

2/ I get it on "No DM's"...hard to know who's real these days. I tell ppl r/e that map, it's funny but still mostly true. Found in restaurant in S. Austin 25+ yrs ago. Ppl "frum Texas" (TEX-is) & ppl familiar w/ it KNOW it's mostly true. STILL. Had a couple of ppl acted offended so far, like I CARE.

Wow...looks amazing...

That's one of my ?'s...WHY wasn't ALL THIS EPSTEIN STUFF out there FRONT & CENTER during the campaign last yr?...like K & Joe & D's didn't KNOW abt all of it? C'mon!...always "playing nice"...ENUFF of that! I'll believe the release when I see it, like this swearing in of that ONE REP is gonna DO IT.

See, BOARD MEMBERS? THAT's not SO HARD...eh, T? Tiffany takes time from her busy schedule to post an occasional joke...Hey, T...there's this "Comics Unleashed" on late at night after ...whatever late nt show...wish YOU'd get on there. They need HELP! Chris Kattan (sp?) was just on. Weird seeing him.

Assume you're in the SW somewhere? I'll send map of TX (funny/mostly true) but only discuss where I live, where I'm "frum" by chat/DM...too many RWNJ's where I live. Never know. Rarely saw road runners as a kid. LOTS of coyotes & prairie dogs- lots of holes on the golf courses. Amazing critters.

About to send you an invite to be in EVERYDAY HEROES STARTER PACK # 14 from my @scottietakeson.bsky.social acct. Use this one for sharing jokes along w/ @jokestersonly.bsky.social . Take my joking SERIOUSLY. (Silliously - serious + silly) Know any? Please share w/ us. NEW MATERIAL needed DAILY. Thx!

Note to self

It's cool...we can still enjoy/share them w/ others...which is basically all I do. I routinely STEAL/BORROW/whatever you want to call it, cartoons/jokes off FB & T/XYZ each day. I still use Twitter some bc of some old friends that still prefer it, but never post on FB. Just look at photos/cartoons.

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Both native to my "neck of the woods". Haven't seen a coyote in quite a while. Used to see them lurking around the outside of the city & some would venture in at night & kill ducks/geese at local park. Foxes, too. Friends would hunt them on their ranches. Claimed they killed livestock...CATTLE? Hmmm

Some 555 for you Scottie

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Thx, JB! Funny-we had an actual ROADRUNNER..NEVER saw one IN TOWN before...living NEXT DOOR several yrs ago under our neighbor's storage bldg...FREAKED the local birds OUT. They can FLY & are quite the efficient predators. Got a few good pics before it took off. RARE to see them even in the country.

And check this out 55555
Beep beep!

4/ Here's 2 examples:

What do you call a BOOMERANG that does NOT come BACK?

WHERE do you WEIGH a PIE?

(no cheating) I'll wait...

3/ Strictly an unpaid & involuntary position. "SOFA, SO GOOD!" JD might say. CONSTANTLY in need of NEW MATERIAL, rt, guys/gals? Please submit here or to @jokestersonly.bsky.social ASAP! May "nominate" (add w/out asking) others soon like @papawoof.bsky.social @drselvarajah.bsky.social . We'll see.

2/ So far we have @judithbolyard.bsky.social @misslizzy.bsky.social @danableedgreen.bsky.social @themrrudy.bsky.social (haven't heard from Rudy in a minute) @chuckles-s.bsky.social (still out there, Charlie?) @tiffanynorton.bsky.social (SHE SO CRAZY!) @mariana057.bsky.social on our Board. (bored?)