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Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
October 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Cheers
October 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I haven't gone grocery shopping yet this week, so I scrambled up some cheesy eggs. 🍳🧀
October 15, 2025 at 11:43 PM
whoa whoa whoa slow down
October 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Many of the people still on Twitter remain there primarily for their group chats.
October 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM