It's been a while, but it seems like Slacker should be in here.

Fair enough! We'll try them in the regular courts for regular crimes, then.

The FSM is satire and not an actual religion. If you want both, you're talking Discordians.

Yeah, I'm likely the only person who didn't trip to it. Apart from the ads Facebook constantly feeds me, I'm way outside the 5E loop and I'm inordinately fascinated by the details of the various editions of Traveller.

It's getting really Bizarro-World around here...

Good.

This is what happens when you spend five decades paying people to tell you how brilliant you are. Particularly if you start off as mind-blowingly stupid as DJT has always been.

"Millions of people" are responisble for the drugs and violence. That's an impressively large cartel...

I'm learning that the 5 refers to D&D5, not T5. Which is too bad - I was looking forward to a genericized, toolkit version of Traveller designed to create entire settings from scratch. Ah, well. I suppose it will make a lot of people happy.

T5, eh? First I’ve seen this, actually. If it’s anything like the original, it’ll be way more rules than I like to use these days, but I definitely want to see more. Mongoose is getting very ambitious lately.

I think it's more likely he was doing the picking-on, and now it's just become force of habit.

I hope so!

I thought role playing was the game!

If it worked before, might as well run it again! (Goddammit!)

It can be two things!