stillpolitebut.bsky.social
@stillpolitebut.bsky.social
Just another dumbass with a smart-assed mouth.🍁
Achievements: Done stuff, learnt stuff, 'bin places, raised others, still here. Founding member of the Flibbertigibbets Club. First rule of Flib Club... forget to tell anyone.
Not to worry, Trump has got everything done already and you've been told just to relax and chill. No need for congress at all, he can handle the war stuff blindfolded.
November 30, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Fortunately uniforms require a hat, and I don't think his hairstylist would allow it.
November 30, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I would imagine the first guys to start farming had a hell of a time. With all us marauders marauding around, it's no wonder they had to build cities and fortifications to be successful.
November 30, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Who exactly is a narco-terrorist? Will little old arthritic ladies sharing edibles while out protesting Trump be next?
November 30, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Yeah, my doc keeps telling me my cholesterol is just fine too. (un) Fortunately others disapprove, so my hedonistic choices are usually overruled.
November 30, 2025 at 9:21 AM
She sure loves horses, and this one is exceptional.
November 30, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Under full lock down 5 Agatha Christies can be done in a week, judge accordingly.
November 30, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Oh my, someone is thinking ahead. I thought we all went to school to learn that ability, but unfortunately too many skipped that class.
November 30, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Obviously you need to make music cat videos, you could both become famous.
November 30, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I think it's slowly dawning on humans that we are in deep doodoo. Don't expect us to handle it well.
November 30, 2025 at 7:05 AM
But what if the Epstein files are the distraction? He's merely starting with the easy pickings in S America for practice, then Putin will distract Europe while Trump goes for the bigger prey. Here's hoping I'm just another crazy, I don't want to be right.
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Just think of the admiration one would get to be a vomit and poo hunter. My inner child would be bouncing up and down and quivering with excitement, while my crusty adult exterior maintains a modicum of decorum and declares "How interesting."
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 AM
America's military is now basically a frat house. Best of all, the Commander in Chief is too busy admiring himself in the golden reflections of his own ego to care. Party on dudes.
November 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
That's Sir Tom to you. And he was a good at writing too.
November 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Judging by the bizarre contraption holding up the hydo lines, I suspect a little magnetic disorientation was going on.
November 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Yeah, TV is like clicking 3 steps forward, 2 steps back and then you do the hokey pokey just to get the to the next page. And only 19,999 to go.
November 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Best to befriend a guy who drives a bucket truck. Those Hydro guys can intimidate your neighbours for miles.
November 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Sometimes your greatest joke turns into you greatest turd. Best you can do is try to bury it and hope not too many noticed the smell.
November 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Someone's going to have to learn some sad camel poetry and laments. Hopefully there'll be new opportunities in the dromedary romance movie and bactrian ballard industries.
November 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I have heard the females can get quite nasty when mature. Probably a wise strategy when your kids are always at the bottom of the food chain.
November 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
But you tried, so there's that. Unfortunately, refusing to believe bad news until it's up around your ankles is a basic human trait. Everyone ignores the crazy guy with 'The end is nigh' sign, even when they're highly educated geniuses in lab coats.
November 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Nice to know his phoney feel good blather doesn't work when republican soundbites are added.
November 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
And it's a good thing too, fashion wasn't that effective with the ladies back then.
November 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Being a Neanderthal butcher would certainly suck. You get lousy tools and require a lot of big burly guys to keep the giant carnivores and scavengers away. Talk about a stressful job.
November 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Townsend was a busy guy. We have lots of local flora and fauna using his name in Canada. He didn't name them all himself, but he did send specimens back home and they used the name townsendi in their scientific classifications.
November 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM