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Alisha
@stillnotalice.bsky.social
Cohost of Direwolf City and Preposterous AF podcasts.
My apartment still smells like chorizo so a holiday simmer pot it is.
December 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Caldo Verde (not so verde) because I have a cold.
This soup could cure your entire bloodline of generational trauma.
December 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Since Jonathan Bailey has had his big break, I need everyone to start watching Chewing Gum.
Hands down the best show to exist.

He’s in exactly one episode… but whatever gets y’all watching.
December 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
May 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
People out here losing their minds over Stack, but I’m much more of a Smoke girly.
May 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I’m sure Handmaid’s Tale is a good show, but WOC have been living this nightmare since our ancestors came into contact with white people.
Blows my mind that y’all want to use HMT as a warning of the reality YOU could be facing, while actively ignoring that we WOC have already been living this.
April 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
“Hey, Siri,

Show me what a real life Capital citizen would look like”
April 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
So close… but so, so, so, soooooooo far.
April 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Seriously. Ordon Village has the ugliest supporting characters in all of the Zelda timeline.

Except for these mother fuggers
March 30, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Skyward Sword is the worst Zelda game.
March 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
It’s been months and this still hurts my goddamn feelings.
February 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Watch them in the order they were released. Hope that helps.
February 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Knock at my office door.

I fall silent.

Another knock.

I am still as the grave.

I hear footsteps recede.

I exhale with relief.

My phone *dings*

Footsteps quicken and get louder, followed by an enthusiastic bang on my door.
February 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
That Leshen came out of absolutely nowhere and bitch slapped me across the forest.
#Witcher3
February 9, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I dunno how anyone can dislike running into nekkers.
I mean, yeah, they try to dogpile you. But they’ll also parkour right into the swing of your blade and cut themselves clean in half.
February 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Started a Witcher replay (again). One thing is for sure.
I viscerally hate Velen less and less and less, but holy hell, WHYYYY do I have to spend so much damn time here?
February 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Get me out.
February 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Behold my OCD:
December 1, 2024 at 10:48 PM
By the time the sun goes down I will be done with a month long journey. Proud of myself for finishing (mostly).
November 30, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Yesterday my mentor, mother figure, supervisor, friend, and role model retired. She taught me everything I know about being a successful behavior interventionist.
Her legacy will never be replicated.
In her final moments in the school, a student who “hated her guts” broke down and held on tight.
November 23, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Current obsession in the progression of my 30s.
November 16, 2024 at 8:38 PM
It really is the little things.
March 10, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Me, thinking that I’m getting old, weak, and completely out of shape: “Did you watch back on the cameras? It took me 4 minutes to restrain that kid! I was practically wrestling with him!”

My boss: “Well, he’s a wrestler outside of school. So you did your thing.”

Me, still sweating:
February 4, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Our middle schoolers attempt this. But before they exit the building they have to get past the final boss in the form of about 6 different women of color hollering at them “IF YOU DONT GET THAT DANG COAT ON!!!!!”
January 18, 2024 at 1:38 PM
It would be a very long explanation, but I just know this teacher is a cop caller.
September 23, 2023 at 3:50 PM