Nobody go, not that there’s anyone left to keep track of the numbers.

He gets crowned?! Does he get a sash and a walk down the runway too? Maybe they can dig up Bert Parks to sing Miss America for him.

I used to read news articles backwards to catch typos. Don’t think I could handle a whole book backwards.

Here’s what I don’t get: this company is named after seeing stones from The Lord of the Rings that were warped by evil and showed information that couldn’t be trusted and we’re supposed to turn over the secrets and security of our nation to them? The name they chose shows intent.

These people are nuts. Are they going to put lead back into gasoline next?

Went to the reptile house at the zoo yesterday and saw a lot of creatures that looked like him.

Are they on their way to church?

I’m not sure how many people are in the race for the stupidest Senator but Johnson is definitely in medal contention.

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Aaaahhh

So right. We’ve become pirates!