Stewart Joyce
@stewartjoyce.bsky.social
I love Fargo. I don't see how it's one of the 10 greatest when Raising Arizona isn't even on the list
November 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I love Fargo. I don't see how it's one of the 10 greatest when Raising Arizona isn't even on the list
"Your grandparents bought us Country Crock so we could buy you butter!"
November 17, 2025 at 2:16 AM
"Your grandparents bought us Country Crock so we could buy you butter!"
Two of my favourite parts of the Oakville story are that crewmembers were pelting the sub with coke bottles as well as guns, and while the poster makes it look like fashionable jorts I'm pretty sure Hal Lawrence's pants got washed off as he tried to climb aboard
November 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Two of my favourite parts of the Oakville story are that crewmembers were pelting the sub with coke bottles as well as guns, and while the poster makes it look like fashionable jorts I'm pretty sure Hal Lawrence's pants got washed off as he tried to climb aboard
Thought the Dodgers had just DFA'd him out of habit
November 1, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Thought the Dodgers had just DFA'd him out of habit
Gadzooks man, Drew Butera had a 12-year career in the big leagues, wasn't that enough?
October 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Gadzooks man, Drew Butera had a 12-year career in the big leagues, wasn't that enough?
Man, folks would still rather be represented by a real idiot than vote for a '17 Astro, huh?
October 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Man, folks would still rather be represented by a real idiot than vote for a '17 Astro, huh?
Was this a case of punching up by speaking truth to power, or punching up a draft that wasn't mama's best work?
October 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Was this a case of punching up by speaking truth to power, or punching up a draft that wasn't mama's best work?
Lotta fun options. The trio of Sox legends Mike Timlin, Jose Cruz Jr, and of course Rickey! come to mind. Unfortunately Octavio Dotel, Edwin Jackson and Bobo Newsom don't qualify, but Miguel Cairo and Pat Borders do
October 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Lotta fun options. The trio of Sox legends Mike Timlin, Jose Cruz Jr, and of course Rickey! come to mind. Unfortunately Octavio Dotel, Edwin Jackson and Bobo Newsom don't qualify, but Miguel Cairo and Pat Borders do
Yeah, won a DS as a hitting coach on the road in '04, then lost three straight. An interesting what-if to wonder how it would have gone if they'd gone with him to replace Torre instead of Girardi
October 9, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Yeah, won a DS as a hitting coach on the road in '04, then lost three straight. An interesting what-if to wonder how it would have gone if they'd gone with him to replace Torre instead of Girardi
Coincidentally, with his role as Jays bench coach, I think this is the first playoff series win Mattingly has celebrated in uniform at either Yankee Stadium
October 9, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Coincidentally, with his role as Jays bench coach, I think this is the first playoff series win Mattingly has celebrated in uniform at either Yankee Stadium
57 times a game, every game, for 6 months. And always "this week's" soundbite. Just awful. I have to think whoever was given the job of switching up the clips left before the end of March and nobody else knew the password
September 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
57 times a game, every game, for 6 months. And always "this week's" soundbite. Just awful. I have to think whoever was given the job of switching up the clips left before the end of March and nobody else knew the password
The only thing missing is a starter going multiple even though there's a 50% chance they need to start two games from now. And I can't wait for that part to come back
September 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The only thing missing is a starter going multiple even though there's a 50% chance they need to start two games from now. And I can't wait for that part to come back
I like the nuance too. The arm's alright but not great, and he's not even a burner, just has great range
September 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I like the nuance too. The arm's alright but not great, and he's not even a burner, just has great range
Tide got lazy with their contract, their supplier went elsewhere. Now Gain pods have the original blend and taste just like Tide used to
September 11, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Tide got lazy with their contract, their supplier went elsewhere. Now Gain pods have the original blend and taste just like Tide used to
Wigham might be the working actor with the biggest contrast between effectively playing jerks on screen yet somehow still giving the impression he'd be a good guy if you met him in real life
August 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Wigham might be the working actor with the biggest contrast between effectively playing jerks on screen yet somehow still giving the impression he'd be a good guy if you met him in real life
Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Jody Reed, Luis Rivera, Tim Naehring, Scott Fletcher, Luis Alicea, Terry Shumpert, Jeff Frye, Bill Selby, Arquimedes Pozo, Mike Benjamin, Donnie Sadler, Rey Sanchez, Jose Offerman, Mike Lansing, Todd Walker, Mark Bellhorn, Tony Graffanino, Mark Loretta
August 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Jody Reed, Luis Rivera, Tim Naehring, Scott Fletcher, Luis Alicea, Terry Shumpert, Jeff Frye, Bill Selby, Arquimedes Pozo, Mike Benjamin, Donnie Sadler, Rey Sanchez, Jose Offerman, Mike Lansing, Todd Walker, Mark Bellhorn, Tony Graffanino, Mark Loretta
Exactly, my first thought was I gotta stop wearing sandals in public
August 8, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Exactly, my first thought was I gotta stop wearing sandals in public
My second thought was, that's gonna change how we all feel about sandals in public
August 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
My second thought was, that's gonna change how we all feel about sandals in public
That also sums up how most fans feel about 2/3rds of their ballclubs' bullpens
August 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
That also sums up how most fans feel about 2/3rds of their ballclubs' bullpens
Yeah, but where would you put them? Just easier to leave them on
July 19, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Yeah, but where would you put them? Just easier to leave them on
Gotcha, so the song in question was the only other song to survive the '80's, Mental As Anything's "Live It Up"
July 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Gotcha, so the song in question was the only other song to survive the '80's, Mental As Anything's "Live It Up"
Gonna guess it's the laziest rickroll on record
July 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Gonna guess it's the laziest rickroll on record
"Please, my father was Joseph Slacks, call me Joey Pants!"
May 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
"Please, my father was Joseph Slacks, call me Joey Pants!"
Leon's putting up a .795 OPS in Gwinnett. I'm not saying he's an objectively better option, but subjectively I'd sure feel a heck of a lot better watching Dandy Sandy trying to recapture that '16 magic
April 8, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Leon's putting up a .795 OPS in Gwinnett. I'm not saying he's an objectively better option, but subjectively I'd sure feel a heck of a lot better watching Dandy Sandy trying to recapture that '16 magic