Humanity is such a wonderful thing. What indeed!

Oh, if only! 6 hours driving and cooking at a carols barbeque between my body and surf. Enjoy your pagan ritual!

Please push it a bit further north. Henty is as dry as a bone. Rain south. Rain north. Sprinkles here. Sigh.

Are the same consultants still running the show? Which lobbyists have pushed for this? Who, or which companies, stand to profit from the decision? #RobodebtTwo or is it Six is alive and profitable. #auspol

Been taking lessons from #VerrrySsusss Ley. Notice the pseudo campaign/medal ribbons?

#VerySusssss will be lucky to have another 25 days as LotO let alone having us trust her for 25 years. The Coalition is officially stupid. Their lease on the Opposition benches, on the other hand, IS likely to run to 25 years. #auspol

Tones never has any original ideas.