Mary Lucia once sent me an email that said, “You know, you’re pretty good at this.” Still living off the emotional residuals from that one

My ultra-conservative dad hated government regulation so much (and blamed Nader for much of it) that he literally owned multiple Corvairs, I think just to "show 'em"

1st Thanksgiving I went home with my eventual wife to meet her family, had a splitting headache. I was told the pain relief was "on the bathroom counter." I took four Excedrin *PM*. Basically roofied myself. Halfway thru dinner I started falling face-first into my turkey. Out cold 'til Sunday.

Suspenders represent a more logical design, and are more comfortable, than belts

Well, they’ve already abandoned the teachings of Jesus so Reagan is easy