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Steven H. Maines™
@stevenmaines.bsky.social
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Proud Dad | Doggie Dad | Tech Dad | Tractor Owner | Star Trek | Retired

*most posts are simply me documenting the goofy minutiae of my everyday life.

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First Lady Melania: "I’m working my ass off on the Christmas stuff, that you know, who gives a fuck about the Christmas stuff and decorations? But I need to do it, right?”
The upper half of Melania Trump's head thrust upward into a wide brimmed hat that, honestly, looks like she is being, unsuccessfully, abducted by a UAP, formerly known as a UFO.
December 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Pete: "I can't be everywhere. I was in a meeting during the second bombing of the boat. I'm a busy guy. You folks just sit in air conditioned offices."
Pete Hegseth. Apparently directing traffic because he is a busy guy with meetings and stuff. Warfighters!!
December 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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FOG OF WAR
Pete Hegseth showing off all his tattoos. Chances are...he is drunk. A lady in a hat looks on.
December 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Could you read line 3 for me.
Eye chart O T Z but only line 3.
December 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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I WILL NOT be able to stop laughing when Hegseth gets booted from his Cabinet position.
An obviously inebriated Pete Hegseth standing in front of a large (comically big, Tx car dealership sized) American flag.
November 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
Woman either eating or doing needlepoint inside a small cage with her beagle looking on from the outside.
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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We should start a GLOBAL campaign to notify the Peace Prize Committee that they should never consider Piggy. I'm not above begging "No!"
Peace Prize (Norwegian Nobel Committee): This is the only prize awarded in Oslo, Norway. Email: postmaster@nobelpeaceprize.org Address: Nobel Peace Center P.O. Box 1894 Vika 0124 Oslo, Norway Nominations for the Peace Prize can only be submitted by qualified nominators through an online form on the official website.
November 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Beneath the Planet of the Apes
November 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Shady Pines
Logo for the fictional Shady Pines of The Golden Girls.
November 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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He's OK. Don't worry.
November 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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This dude always looks like he is trying to see out of the reading lens on his tri-focals. I bet his neck vertebrae are toast.
Scott Bassett. Always has his nose in the air.
November 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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⬇️❓
November 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Stand-by Mode. Someone jiggle the mouse or press the "any" key.

Maybe he's charging???
President Trump in stand-by mode as an Oval Office attendee suffers a health emergency.
November 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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TrumpRX. Honestly looks like he's taking a dump.
A screenshot of the TrumpRX website. Trump, crouching as if he is pushing out a turtle head, looks into the camera. Ironically the Oval Office is NOT bedazzled with the hideously tacky Hobby Lobby applique and faux gold. What's up with that? Anyway...
November 6, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Diane Ladd (born Rose Diane Ladner; November 29, 1935 – November 3, 2025) was an American actress. She appeared in over 200 films and television shows.

She was 89.
Diane Ladd
November 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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I will cherish the extra hour forever. I will hold it close to my heart.
I will not take it for granted.
November 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Don't worry. If we go to war with Venezuela this guy will be safe.
The Secretary of WAR -- Peter Hegseth. Showing off his super duper patriotic US Flag jacket lining. Surprisingly there are NOT huge pockets that support whiskey bottles, but, we only see the side flaps. He could have an entire handle in the back.
November 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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This guy better watch out. He will be next.
November 2, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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It so gross when straight folks do this shit in public.
Widow Erika Kirk and JD Vance considering the age old question "Your place or mine?" I bet Kirk's hands are very greasy now. Did you folks know that JD Vance wears 42 waist pants? He's "husky".
November 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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The LX option. Pricey, but worth it in the long run.
November 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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thirtysomething
Cast photo of lat 80s TV show thirtysomething.
October 27, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Also when we stopped doing the macrame.
Macrame. Wall hanging shelf and flower pot cozy.
October 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Steven Cheung looks like a pumpkin that you grew inside one of those plastic molds that imprints a face on the gourd. More in AltTxt.
Someone named Steven Cheung who looks like he was set out on the porch for Halloween but left there well into January… maybe longer. Like the homeowners took off for an extended trip, the house sitter got bored, and poor Steven just sat there—softening, sagging, quietly rotting away. Eventually, the HOA files a complaint, the city sends someone out to investigate the smell, and by March—April, if we’re being honest—the owners finally return to power-wash what’s left of Steven Cheung off the front step.
October 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM