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Steve Horton is writing a graphic novel
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Writer of comics (NYT bestselling BOWIE: STARDUST, RAYGUNS & MOONAGE DAYDREAMS, and more) and film essays (Rotten Tomatoes, Flood). Repped by Markus Hoffmann. MST3K Essay & Interview Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/hookedtothesilverscreen
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Translated Cheetos bag
November 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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He gave him one of these but with a Pope hat
PG Do you think a depressed person could make this? No.
November 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Does the Master approve of these Manos fanpeople? @dottiedino.bsky.social @clindyguy66.bsky.social @voiddog.bsky.social @moviemikec.bsky.social @flanneljetpack.com @reo-smeadwagon.bsky.social @leeleslie.bsky.social @jasongreer.bsky.social @chuckhowler.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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This one goes out to all you Torgomaniacs, brother! Say your prayers to Manos and eat your Torgo-shaped vitamins! @feeblecretin.bsky.social @bluedymoos.bsky.social @tabby676.bsky.social @furyroadwarrior.bsky.social @sorblaze.northsky.social @sputnik34.bsky.social @subatomicsatan.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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TRUNK HARDMEAT!
Find out your Beefcake name! Brought to you by Whip Slamchest and Chunk Deadlift First letter of your first name First letter of your last name A. Whip N. Gristle A. Slagcheek N. Hardcheese B. Slap O. Punt B. Slamchest O. McLargeHuge C. Blast P. Zap C. Beefknob P. Buttsteak D. Buck Q. Smoke D. Rockgroin Q. Largemeat E. Chunk R. Thick E. MelhombodyR. Hardpec F. Fist S. Trunk F. Blowfist S. Chunkhead Fridge T. Butt G. Squatthrust I. McRuntast H. Roll U. Flink H. Hardmeat U. Fistcrunch I. Slate V. Lump I. Fizzlebeef V. Vanderhuge J. Smash W. Slam Rockbone Thickneck K. Bold x. Butch Side-Iron Blastbody Crud Hack Plankchest Y. Rustrod M. Pund Z. Bulk M. Deadlif Z. Rowsdower
November 15, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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every time I go to a coffee shop I think about the time last summer when I asked for a latte with oat milk and the poor lad behind the counter somehow managed to say with a straight face "sir am sorry a cannae make a latte withoot milk" 5:52 AM • 12/18/21 • Twitter for Android
November 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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I'm up to my ass in celebrities!
November 15, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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I’m not left handed either.
November 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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The kitchen has a cheerleader?! #MST3K
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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THERE IS NO CORPSE. THERE IS NO CORPSE.
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Robert De Niro
November 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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It's so dumb. Oh, it's so dumb, it's brilliant. No! It's just dumb!
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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Mystery Science Theater 3000 • Follow ° All-star contributor Jason Kesse • 16h • Happy Veterans Day to the guys and gals who like to fly, sail, march, ride tanks....and wear Poopie Suits. Oh, and that whole serving our country thing. Thank you! SAFETY Love • Comment Share
November 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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I'm picturing Locutus with a toque
Borg Bakery
November 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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For fans of "Hired, Part 2", better known as the one before "Manos":
He bought the friggin' car!
November 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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OK, EACH OF YOU GO UP A SHIRT SIZE
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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I keep seeing this sign all over Malta. “It’s safe to be in the X-Men here”?
Red X on a blue background
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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How about this teenager from outer space?
TORCHA!
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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Me and Mrs. Claus have an understanding
November 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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You're as elusive as Robert Denby!
November 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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It can't beeeeeeee! You're dead!
November 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Vote for Reagan and Do a Lot of Cocaine
November 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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He learned too late that man is a feeling creature
November 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM