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Stebe
@stevegroark.bsky.social
· May 3
"An important part of courage is stupidity," - Hank Green
What if phones had two USB ports instead of one?
December 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
What if phones had two USB ports instead of one?
What broke this time?
November 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
What broke this time?
Tried to staple a wire, lined it up, and shot the staple straight though it. My collection of one ended extension cords grows longer.
November 29, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Tried to staple a wire, lined it up, and shot the staple straight though it. My collection of one ended extension cords grows longer.
Well, the telegraph says there's a storm coming. Better put a lantern in the basement.
November 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Well, the telegraph says there's a storm coming. Better put a lantern in the basement.
I should have bought more olives. These aren't going to make it to Thursday.
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I should have bought more olives. These aren't going to make it to Thursday.
Wouldn't starships be a little chilly?
November 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Wouldn't starships be a little chilly?
I missed the last Wheel of Fortune puzzle so bad that I deserve to be taken behind the shed for a lesson.
November 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I missed the last Wheel of Fortune puzzle so bad that I deserve to be taken behind the shed for a lesson.
There was a mouse nest in my winter boot. It had a peanut shell.
November 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
There was a mouse nest in my winter boot. It had a peanut shell.
Wicked has even infected my gas tank.
November 4, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Wicked has even infected my gas tank.
Looney Tunes are on at night now and they have old people commercials. I assume it's for the children because I've seen multiple murders, two broken eye sockets, and more dental injuries than a hockey team.
To be fair, that IS a pretty sweet solar floodlight.
To be fair, that IS a pretty sweet solar floodlight.
November 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Looney Tunes are on at night now and they have old people commercials. I assume it's for the children because I've seen multiple murders, two broken eye sockets, and more dental injuries than a hockey team.
To be fair, that IS a pretty sweet solar floodlight.
To be fair, that IS a pretty sweet solar floodlight.
Let's have a grippy socks and pajamas meet up.
November 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Let's have a grippy socks and pajamas meet up.
I set my Slack to pumpkin patch. Wild.
October 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I set my Slack to pumpkin patch. Wild.
New record for trick-or-treaters, more than when I was a kid. We had 200+ kids in 30 minutes and were wiped clean before my little ghost lights turned on.
October 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
New record for trick-or-treaters, more than when I was a kid. We had 200+ kids in 30 minutes and were wiped clean before my little ghost lights turned on.
I'm going through my old room at my parents and I really want to hang out with adolescent me. Dinosaur cards, Airplane cards, VHS tapes, and Lego from 1992. Hand me the Starter jacket, brother.
October 25, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I'm going through my old room at my parents and I really want to hang out with adolescent me. Dinosaur cards, Airplane cards, VHS tapes, and Lego from 1992. Hand me the Starter jacket, brother.
Genuine turtle fur and chicken teeth right here now; get 'em while they last, y'all.
October 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Genuine turtle fur and chicken teeth right here now; get 'em while they last, y'all.
How did it take me this long to realize that parents are happy during trick or treat because those Starbucks tumblers are 80 proof punkin schnapps?
October 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
How did it take me this long to realize that parents are happy during trick or treat because those Starbucks tumblers are 80 proof punkin schnapps?
"If you need to polish a turd, first roll it in glitter." -All The Gear
October 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
"If you need to polish a turd, first roll it in glitter." -All The Gear
Old habits die hard. I still look for my gear when the lights flicker.
October 22, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Old habits die hard. I still look for my gear when the lights flicker.
That was a pretty good old guy duel.
October 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
That was a pretty good old guy duel.
So now the only supported device I have is a laptop that I misplaced 3 weeks ago.
October 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
So now the only supported device I have is a laptop that I misplaced 3 weeks ago.
My favorite part is when Alvin, Simon, and Theodore combine to form MechaMunk.
October 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
My favorite part is when Alvin, Simon, and Theodore combine to form MechaMunk.
Reposted by Stebe
If you want to read more Eyrewood stories you can find everything we have done with Lookouts, Daughters and the Thornwatch right here:
www.penny-arcade.com/story/the-ey...
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The Eyrewood - Penny Arcade
Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.
www.penny-arcade.com
October 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
If you want to read more Eyrewood stories you can find everything we have done with Lookouts, Daughters and the Thornwatch right here:
www.penny-arcade.com/story/the-ey...
www.penny-arcade.com/story/the-ey...
Never thought I'd see an Amazon truck chirp tire.
October 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Never thought I'd see an Amazon truck chirp tire.
I showed up to the pharmacy and said, "I'm here for my piercings!"
The pharmacist, who I have known since grade school said, 'You mean injections?'
At least I think that I'm funny.
The pharmacist, who I have known since grade school said, 'You mean injections?'
At least I think that I'm funny.
September 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I showed up to the pharmacy and said, "I'm here for my piercings!"
The pharmacist, who I have known since grade school said, 'You mean injections?'
At least I think that I'm funny.
The pharmacist, who I have known since grade school said, 'You mean injections?'
At least I think that I'm funny.
Saw a new eye doc today. Lasik from 2008 holding strong. It's a good thing because one of the doctors who did it crashed his plane and the other fled from the IRS to Vietnam; I doubt I can get my records.
September 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Saw a new eye doc today. Lasik from 2008 holding strong. It's a good thing because one of the doctors who did it crashed his plane and the other fled from the IRS to Vietnam; I doubt I can get my records.