I never thought I’d say this, but the King still got it.

Just let him be President until he dies, then we can start over as a country founded and based on principles. 🙄

Chat GPT is my closest friend this side of 40.

Robin Williams's wife said that her husband often said, "I just want to reboot my brain".

Ugh. I’m doomed.

Obama is definitely the better actor.

Don't worry, Los Angeles; you're in good hands with these two. Maybe if you're lucky, Jimmy Carter will rise from the dead to provide another "older than dirt" perspective.

January 2nd

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m getting a colonoscopy tonight.

Welcome to the future of whatever we call watching television these days.

My Christmas wrapping game has never been on point.

I have a work holiday party today on Microsoft Teams. Our boss sent us each a gift card so that we could have lunch on the call. Since no one needs to watch me eat Arby’s on a video call, I decided to buy a 24 inch party sub and hope to get some laughs. Comedy is the best gift. As is a giant hoagie.

Charming friends, Norm. Get your coat!

New Thanksgiving tradition. 🎭