England only needed two days to beat one of the worst Australian sides of my lifetime. Three out of the top five are nowhere near test standard. #theashes

England have won two out of the last five Ashes tests at the MCG, with one being drawn. A winning record of almost 50% at Australia's showpiece ground. #ashes

Let's also take a moment to remember that Australia haven't won a series in England in 25 years. #records #ashes

If England win the 5th Test then it's 5-5 between the sides since the start of the 2023 series. Also a strong argument that England outplayed Aus overall in 7/8 of those 10 Tests. England's issue is stupid decisions at key moments, not quality. #ashes

Petition to get commentators to stop using "double bluff" incorrectly. #TheAshes

I think you can get the measure of the deadness of someone's soul from the fact they kick up a stink about [checks notes] autistic kids wearing ear defenders

Byes playing out of his skin here. #EngvsInd