Steve Bower
@stevebower.bsky.social
Steve's World of Bollocks. 'Exclusive readership' (unpopular). All opinions my own. Or off of the telly. Or approval-seeking from seemingly more attractive ppl.
"He looked like a tax inspector. I was frightened for my life"
February 14, 2026 at 9:24 AM
"He looked like a tax inspector. I was frightened for my life"
There'd be a tiny part of him hoping to dodge the bill!
February 13, 2026 at 10:49 PM
There'd be a tiny part of him hoping to dodge the bill!
Since when did Wayne Campbell have a podcast?
February 12, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Since when did Wayne Campbell have a podcast?
I've certainly noticed that the larger bank accounts are being colonised by absolute twats.
February 12, 2026 at 1:26 PM
I've certainly noticed that the larger bank accounts are being colonised by absolute twats.
Oh, you silver-tongued cavalier.
February 9, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Oh, you silver-tongued cavalier.
So depressing.
I bake wholegrain bread, with a load of extra seeds, make kimchi and kombucha, last night had scratch chicken and leek pie with white wine, cream and tarragon sauce. I'd have said pretty balanced, certainly delicious, and a joy to cook as well as eat.
I bake wholegrain bread, with a load of extra seeds, make kimchi and kombucha, last night had scratch chicken and leek pie with white wine, cream and tarragon sauce. I'd have said pretty balanced, certainly delicious, and a joy to cook as well as eat.
February 8, 2026 at 10:45 AM
So depressing.
I bake wholegrain bread, with a load of extra seeds, make kimchi and kombucha, last night had scratch chicken and leek pie with white wine, cream and tarragon sauce. I'd have said pretty balanced, certainly delicious, and a joy to cook as well as eat.
I bake wholegrain bread, with a load of extra seeds, make kimchi and kombucha, last night had scratch chicken and leek pie with white wine, cream and tarragon sauce. I'd have said pretty balanced, certainly delicious, and a joy to cook as well as eat.
Shout out for the Foxlowe Arts Centre in Leek, if you want to do one there. Good crowd, always up for it. Also Buxton Opera House (Pavilion Arts if you're minority interest!)
Be good to see you
Be good to see you
February 8, 2026 at 10:38 AM
Shout out for the Foxlowe Arts Centre in Leek, if you want to do one there. Good crowd, always up for it. Also Buxton Opera House (Pavilion Arts if you're minority interest!)
Be good to see you
Be good to see you
They look like AI teeth
February 6, 2026 at 8:08 PM
They look like AI teeth
Er, some sort of anal fidget spinner?
February 5, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Er, some sort of anal fidget spinner?
Oi! You nicked my mirror?
February 5, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Oi! You nicked my mirror?
Where do I find a 24-hr psychiatrist though?
February 5, 2026 at 10:04 AM
Where do I find a 24-hr psychiatrist though?
To my shame, I didn't see your particular ending after 'cracks'..
February 2, 2026 at 9:28 PM
To my shame, I didn't see your particular ending after 'cracks'..
I had some of that 'burn dressing' on my steak. Resistably tangy, I'd say.
February 2, 2026 at 9:27 PM
I had some of that 'burn dressing' on my steak. Resistably tangy, I'd say.
6am?! Are you an insomniac?
February 2, 2026 at 8:37 AM
6am?! Are you an insomniac?
Narrator: "our hero had a wank and fell asleep'
January 31, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Narrator: "our hero had a wank and fell asleep'
Di you have any gaffer tape? I left mine in the Prius
January 30, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Di you have any gaffer tape? I left mine in the Prius
What, literally? 😳
January 30, 2026 at 11:31 PM
What, literally? 😳
That, and the farting karaoke.
January 30, 2026 at 11:30 PM
That, and the farting karaoke.
Surely if you pocket two balls it's a foul?
January 30, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Surely if you pocket two balls it's a foul?
"Marry Christmas darling! How about a kiss under th.. What the Christ?!"
January 30, 2026 at 9:54 PM
"Marry Christmas darling! How about a kiss under th.. What the Christ?!"