Steve B
@stevebasnett.bsky.social
Post other people's funny, gags from pro comedians, and my own tat. New stuff every day. Also support outstanding investigative journalists and their work.
Actually managed to capture the precise moment, 100,000 signatures in the bottom left corner:
November 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Actually managed to capture the precise moment, 100,000 signatures in the bottom left corner:
You just have to be a British citizen. You don't have to be registered to vote, and you don't even have to be a resident in the UK. All you need to give is your name, your email address, and your country location.
November 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
You just have to be a British citizen. You don't have to be registered to vote, and you don't even have to be a resident in the UK. All you need to give is your name, your email address, and your country location.
Found an alternative chef's kiss for anyone who wishes to spice it up a bit.
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Found an alternative chef's kiss for anyone who wishes to spice it up a bit.
Fish or chocolate?
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Fish or chocolate?
I used to prefer LCI and M6 news in France.
But for a very shallow reason.
Mélissa Theuriau.
But for a very shallow reason.
Mélissa Theuriau.
November 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I used to prefer LCI and M6 news in France.
But for a very shallow reason.
Mélissa Theuriau.
But for a very shallow reason.
Mélissa Theuriau.
Please can someone in the UK save me a copy of the first print edition of The Nerve, with its timeline implicating Reform's Nathan Gill?
I want to frame it and put it on my wall.
bsky.app/profile/then...
It *should* be the trigger for the most important UK national news scandals in a long time.
I want to frame it and put it on my wall.
bsky.app/profile/then...
It *should* be the trigger for the most important UK national news scandals in a long time.
November 22, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Please can someone in the UK save me a copy of the first print edition of The Nerve, with its timeline implicating Reform's Nathan Gill?
I want to frame it and put it on my wall.
bsky.app/profile/then...
It *should* be the trigger for the most important UK national news scandals in a long time.
I want to frame it and put it on my wall.
bsky.app/profile/then...
It *should* be the trigger for the most important UK national news scandals in a long time.
In 1993, the Voyager probe was intercepted, and the cryptic message decoded:
cone head suck
Since then, a disgruntled alien race with enormous pointy noggins have been constructing a cone-shaped death star, which will arrive adjacent to Earth in 2027, and be misclassified as a second moon.
cone head suck
Since then, a disgruntled alien race with enormous pointy noggins have been constructing a cone-shaped death star, which will arrive adjacent to Earth in 2027, and be misclassified as a second moon.
November 20, 2025 at 1:29 PM
In 1993, the Voyager probe was intercepted, and the cryptic message decoded:
cone head suck
Since then, a disgruntled alien race with enormous pointy noggins have been constructing a cone-shaped death star, which will arrive adjacent to Earth in 2027, and be misclassified as a second moon.
cone head suck
Since then, a disgruntled alien race with enormous pointy noggins have been constructing a cone-shaped death star, which will arrive adjacent to Earth in 2027, and be misclassified as a second moon.
*aside* - totally was me.
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UK telly comedy Mongrels - animal puppets, but very much for adults:
The cat had a running gag. He'd deny something obvious like "I didn't do it" then put the side of his paw to his mouth and instead of whispering would instantly and loudly fess up "I totally did it".
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UK telly comedy Mongrels - animal puppets, but very much for adults:
The cat had a running gag. He'd deny something obvious like "I didn't do it" then put the side of his paw to his mouth and instead of whispering would instantly and loudly fess up "I totally did it".
November 19, 2025 at 12:09 PM
*aside* - totally was me.
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UK telly comedy Mongrels - animal puppets, but very much for adults:
The cat had a running gag. He'd deny something obvious like "I didn't do it" then put the side of his paw to his mouth and instead of whispering would instantly and loudly fess up "I totally did it".
--
UK telly comedy Mongrels - animal puppets, but very much for adults:
The cat had a running gag. He'd deny something obvious like "I didn't do it" then put the side of his paw to his mouth and instead of whispering would instantly and loudly fess up "I totally did it".
TOWER: November-2-0, your altitude is too low. Pull up.
PILOT: Negative. I prefer it this way.
TOWER: Mast dead ahead. Pull up immediately.
PILOT: Negative.
*calamitous sound*
TOWER: November-2-0, are you okay?
PILOT: No. I like to fly under the radar.
PILOT: Negative. I prefer it this way.
TOWER: Mast dead ahead. Pull up immediately.
PILOT: Negative.
*calamitous sound*
TOWER: November-2-0, are you okay?
PILOT: No. I like to fly under the radar.
November 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
TOWER: November-2-0, your altitude is too low. Pull up.
PILOT: Negative. I prefer it this way.
TOWER: Mast dead ahead. Pull up immediately.
PILOT: Negative.
*calamitous sound*
TOWER: November-2-0, are you okay?
PILOT: No. I like to fly under the radar.
PILOT: Negative. I prefer it this way.
TOWER: Mast dead ahead. Pull up immediately.
PILOT: Negative.
*calamitous sound*
TOWER: November-2-0, are you okay?
PILOT: No. I like to fly under the radar.
European terrorists: "We were just buddies on holiday together and wanted to visit the world famous 493-foot, 34-storey 2121 Avenue of the Stars, formerly known as Fox Plaza in Century City, LA. There's nothing weird about that."
November 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
European terrorists: "We were just buddies on holiday together and wanted to visit the world famous 493-foot, 34-storey 2121 Avenue of the Stars, formerly known as Fox Plaza in Century City, LA. There's nothing weird about that."
Every time the word lino comes up. Every time.
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Every time the word lino comes up. Every time.
So cute. Also the plane.
In return, here is a young, over-wing, Binter Canary Island hopper planelet at Tenerife North airport. It wants to be a 747 when it grows up.
In return, here is a young, over-wing, Binter Canary Island hopper planelet at Tenerife North airport. It wants to be a 747 when it grows up.
November 17, 2025 at 11:28 AM
So cute. Also the plane.
In return, here is a young, over-wing, Binter Canary Island hopper planelet at Tenerife North airport. It wants to be a 747 when it grows up.
In return, here is a young, over-wing, Binter Canary Island hopper planelet at Tenerife North airport. It wants to be a 747 when it grows up.
What The Film?
1. the image contains clues to a well known film* and book (5 words)
2. cheat by using your brain to work out the title
3. you may use your fine skills to indicate you know the answer without giving it away
Answer provided shortly after 6pm GMT today.
*several films, actually
1. the image contains clues to a well known film* and book (5 words)
2. cheat by using your brain to work out the title
3. you may use your fine skills to indicate you know the answer without giving it away
Answer provided shortly after 6pm GMT today.
*several films, actually
November 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
What The Film?
1. the image contains clues to a well known film* and book (5 words)
2. cheat by using your brain to work out the title
3. you may use your fine skills to indicate you know the answer without giving it away
Answer provided shortly after 6pm GMT today.
*several films, actually
1. the image contains clues to a well known film* and book (5 words)
2. cheat by using your brain to work out the title
3. you may use your fine skills to indicate you know the answer without giving it away
Answer provided shortly after 6pm GMT today.
*several films, actually
…I typed the word bouffant into a search engine, and an accompanying image came up. Of you. With your hair in a beautiful bouffant style. Not as beautiful as the amazing photo of you at Kelowna airport on your way to Camosun, but you still wear it so well and look stunning.
November 15, 2025 at 10:52 AM
…I typed the word bouffant into a search engine, and an accompanying image came up. Of you. With your hair in a beautiful bouffant style. Not as beautiful as the amazing photo of you at Kelowna airport on your way to Camosun, but you still wear it so well and look stunning.
Exceptional from Ygrene.
So good, it has forced me into a move I was saving for when things next went quiet on here.
So good, it has forced me into a move I was saving for when things next went quiet on here.
November 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Exceptional from Ygrene.
So good, it has forced me into a move I was saving for when things next went quiet on here.
So good, it has forced me into a move I was saving for when things next went quiet on here.
Exquisite.
Puts me in mind of...
Puts me in mind of...
November 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Exquisite.
Puts me in mind of...
Puts me in mind of...
I see what I want to see.
November 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I see what I want to see.
Everyone's at it. So an... urm... helpful pointer?
November 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Everyone's at it. So an... urm... helpful pointer?