Steve Patterson
@steve-patterson.bsky.social
Nerd. Retired. Amateur pogonotropher.
Here for the vibe; I'll try to keep up.
"With great power comes great voltage and/or truly excessive current."
No DMs.
God is real unless declared an integer. [ old nerd humor, don't worry about it ]
Here for the vibe; I'll try to keep up.
"With great power comes great voltage and/or truly excessive current."
No DMs.
God is real unless declared an integer. [ old nerd humor, don't worry about it ]
Johnson's got the whole Wizard of Oz trifecta going... no brains, no heart, no courage.
November 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Johnson's got the whole Wizard of Oz trifecta going... no brains, no heart, no courage.
More if I leave the house.
November 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
More if I leave the house.
"I never read it, never even heard of it, and Rudy and Lindsey said I can do whatever I want."
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
"I never read it, never even heard of it, and Rudy and Lindsey said I can do whatever I want."
Could happen, if Trump gets sent to a pokey in Brazil.
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Could happen, if Trump gets sent to a pokey in Brazil.
"many great legal scholars" means "I asked Rudy and Lindsey".
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
"many great legal scholars" means "I asked Rudy and Lindsey".
Not being a lawyer, I am wondering if the order to investigate Sen. Mark Kelly might, in itself, be illegal? The "Speech & Debate" clause might be broad enough to give Sen. Kelly vast leeway (and nothing he said is wrong, anyway; this just screams "witch hunt"/"don't look at the Epstein files").
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Not being a lawyer, I am wondering if the order to investigate Sen. Mark Kelly might, in itself, be illegal? The "Speech & Debate" clause might be broad enough to give Sen. Kelly vast leeway (and nothing he said is wrong, anyway; this just screams "witch hunt"/"don't look at the Epstein files").
Will there be condiments?
November 25, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Will there be condiments?
His job performance would improve if he were replaced by a paperweight.
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
His job performance would improve if he were replaced by a paperweight.
I submit also, in no particular order:
"Walking on Broken Glass"
"Jump"
"Take On Me"
"Two Princes"
"Rubberband Man"
"And She Was"
"Saturday In the Park"
"Listen To the Music"
"Do You Believe In Love"
"You Can Call Me Al"
"Lifeline"
"Walking on Broken Glass"
"Jump"
"Take On Me"
"Two Princes"
"Rubberband Man"
"And She Was"
"Saturday In the Park"
"Listen To the Music"
"Do You Believe In Love"
"You Can Call Me Al"
"Lifeline"
November 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I submit also, in no particular order:
"Walking on Broken Glass"
"Jump"
"Take On Me"
"Two Princes"
"Rubberband Man"
"And She Was"
"Saturday In the Park"
"Listen To the Music"
"Do You Believe In Love"
"You Can Call Me Al"
"Lifeline"
"Walking on Broken Glass"
"Jump"
"Take On Me"
"Two Princes"
"Rubberband Man"
"And She Was"
"Saturday In the Park"
"Listen To the Music"
"Do You Believe In Love"
"You Can Call Me Al"
"Lifeline"
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
JP Morgan claims they did report, but that the gov't didn't do anything...
JP Morgan claims they did report, but that the gov't didn't do anything...
JP Morgan warned US of $1bn in Epstein transactions possibly related to human trafficking
Bank says it alerted US of ‘suspicious’ transactions just weeks after paedophile was found dead in New York jail cell
www.theguardian.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
JP Morgan claims they did report, but that the gov't didn't do anything...
JP Morgan claims they did report, but that the gov't didn't do anything...
Let us give thanks.
November 20, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Let us give thanks.
To lose his virginity?
November 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
To lose his virginity?
And no corporation or individual should be able to buy, own, or sell lawmakers in Congress.
November 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
And no corporation or individual should be able to buy, own, or sell lawmakers in Congress.
I'm deeply disappointed he's still the Speaker, but what are you going to do?
Looking at you, Marjorie Taylor Greene...
Looking at you, Marjorie Taylor Greene...
November 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I'm deeply disappointed he's still the Speaker, but what are you going to do?
Looking at you, Marjorie Taylor Greene...
Looking at you, Marjorie Taylor Greene...
To be fair, Trump orders LOTS of things he knows nothing about.
November 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
To be fair, Trump orders LOTS of things he knows nothing about.
Last train to Clarksville?
November 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Last train to Clarksville?
One good deed does not reform a lifetime of being vile... it's like Satan adopting a puppy.
November 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
One good deed does not reform a lifetime of being vile... it's like Satan adopting a puppy.
Seems like a slam-dunk civil rights violation to me.
November 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Seems like a slam-dunk civil rights violation to me.
It's a good thing we've never made contact with extra-terrestrials, then.
November 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
It's a good thing we've never made contact with extra-terrestrials, then.
Because hecklers will never yell *that* at him. Or variations; somehow I think "Shut up, pig!" might have a future.
November 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Because hecklers will never yell *that* at him. Or variations; somehow I think "Shut up, pig!" might have a future.
Not as funny as I wish it was... in a decent world, he has zero chance, but considering what's in the White House now...
November 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Not as funny as I wish it was... in a decent world, he has zero chance, but considering what's in the White House now...
It's okay, it's a fake investigation. Symmetry, you know...
November 17, 2025 at 2:00 PM
It's okay, it's a fake investigation. Symmetry, you know...
Clarke's Third Law states that "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
Dude knew.
Dude knew.
November 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Clarke's Third Law states that "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
Dude knew.
Dude knew.
If anyone I've voted for in the past, or might be inclined to vote for in the future, was part of that... monstrous exploitive horrible vile conspiracy, just burn them. I'll dance on their graves.
November 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
If anyone I've voted for in the past, or might be inclined to vote for in the future, was part of that... monstrous exploitive horrible vile conspiracy, just burn them. I'll dance on their graves.
Tell you what... let's argue about it once they're all in prison.
November 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Tell you what... let's argue about it once they're all in prison.