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Stetson Banks
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I'm a comedian, a woodworker, inventor of the Shake Weight and I only tell the truth 75% of the time. #ThunderUp
I like how SVG is like, "imagine if San Antonio could actually hit a three!" when OKC is shooting 24% compared to SA shooting 27%.
December 14, 2025 at 3:57 AM
BCS gets better every season. Also.... dude.... finish Breaking Bad. It's a masterpiece.
December 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM
We are all simply at the mercy of the cup. All we can do is respect it and be thankful when the cup blesses us.
December 10, 2025 at 5:38 AM
This would give some recognition to the league's great defenders.

It would also add some guys like Lu Dort, Dyson Daniels, Amen Thompson and Cason Wallace who might play some defense, especially if steals/blocks counted as points in the game.
December 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Thoughts on my All-Star game reimagining?
-Fans vote in 14 best offensive players
-Coaches/Media vote for 14 best defensive players
-Each team gets 7 Offensive All-Stars and 7 Defensive All-Stars
-Each team must have 2 defensive players on floor at all times
-Teams get points for steals and blocks
December 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I just hope he stays in the East.
December 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
That's from yesterday. Here's updated after last night's games:
November 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I can't believe Tissot doesn't respect the cup.
November 29, 2025 at 2:30 AM
@andrewschlecht.bsky.social For those of us who deleted our twitter, when we google DTD's twitter and go to it, it doesn't put the posts in chronological order. I've scrolled down forever and can't find the link for the DTD Fan Night. Can you drop it here on Bluesky?
November 28, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Love it! Such a big shot by Chet!
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Me at halftime when the Thunder are already up 30 points on whoever they are playing and I get Tankathon and that Clippers pick jumps to number # 1 on the first spin:
a young boy wearing a cowboy hat and a blue jacket is walking on a wooden floor .
ALT: a young boy wearing a cowboy hat and a blue jacket is walking on a wooden floor .
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November 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
One day soon you're going to post an injury report and Jalen Williams' name isn't going to be on there. That's going to be a really freaking awesome day.
November 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Quite possibly the best delivery of any joke ever.

Downey is a legend.
November 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This has been one of the weirder games that I can remember.
November 6, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Huge if true!
October 31, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM