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Steamy left-wing politics shared over cocktails. Freelance astronaut. Impeached but never convicted.
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i guess you could say...i'm a bit of a raffi fanatic...a raffanatic
#MYDEEZERYEAR says my top artist of all time is Raffi, and it includes a picture of Raffi with a beautiful dog, then tells me I have streamed Raffi songs 1499 times
December 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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ah good just a pubic-facing advertisement lobbying for the nicotine industry
A Canadian advertisement that reads THEY ARE NOT THE SAME with an icon of a vape pen (captioned SMOKE-FREE PRODUCTS) and an icon of a cigarette (captioned CIGARETTES) with the call-to-action THEIR REGULATIONS SHOULDN'T BE EITHER. The smooth-brained tobacco company's straw website pretending to be from an advocacy group is unsmoke.ca
October 12, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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A piece of A4 paper pasted to a street lamp post that says in orange magic marker: FUCK YOU BALD SON OF A B........!
September 28, 2024 at 12:38 AM
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everything's blue in this world
the blue/green test showing a boundary at hue 91, greener than 100% of the population
September 7, 2024 at 5:13 PM
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counterpoint:
a cursed sign that reads ELECTIC MOTOR'S PUMP'S, FAN'S GEAR'S & CONTROL'S
September 6, 2024 at 2:29 PM
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me waking up this morning to read the reviews and slather them all over my face
a yearbook photo of a student named Kevin Chang. he is dressed in a tuxedo because that is his vibe, and his quote (which has been badly altered) says "It's not enough that I should succeed - the crow (2024) should fail."
August 23, 2024 at 1:07 PM
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when i add to a company's email open rate because i want to click the unsubscribe link
A screenshot of The Simpsons with Principal Skinner saying "That's true, but I was only in there to get directions on how to get away from there."
August 22, 2024 at 5:40 PM
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Two screenshots from The Office featuring Kevin Malone doing a confessional. The captions read: 1. I had bibi explain to me three times what he got arrested for because... 2. it sounds an awful lot like what I do here every day.
May 22, 2024 at 2:06 PM
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Hardened her up for her future abductions.
Jessica Cartwright as Cassandra Spender in The X-Files. Mulder and Scully in the background.
April 21, 2024 at 1:33 PM
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aye, once
Mr. Burns from The Simpsons holding up three fingers and saying "HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE SUN SET AT 3 P.M.?"
April 8, 2024 at 6:52 PM
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March 30, 2024 at 2:27 PM
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I actually love this. It is performance art. Look at their single oompa loompa without laughing, I dare you.
A sad woman dressed in a dollar store oompa loompa costume standing in front of what MacGyver (1985) would pretend a meth lab looks like. There is smoke all around. It is not swirling magically. It just is. The smoke has always been. The woman knows she is a farce. She isn't working in Willy Wonka's factory. This is just Willy's. A warehouse for sad women who have reached the end of their rope. A toilet brush sits on the table. Why? Why not.
February 27, 2024 at 6:02 PM
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yeah why would anyone take their pet to a chiropractor when they could just give them frankincense essential oil after they're hit by a car
A pamphlet for "no vet for my pet", an absolutely ludicrous essential oil company for animals.
February 17, 2024 at 3:07 PM
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Pisco infused with fresh bay leaves. Lime. Honey syrup. Hint of absinthe. Split bay leaf garnish.
A pale green cocktail with a frothy egg white head, garnished with a folded bay leaf, sitting on a marble table.
February 15, 2024 at 1:56 AM
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the champagne of ginger ales
February 12, 2024 at 6:38 PM
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like this
February 12, 2024 at 3:05 PM
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yo who wants an invite code
February 6, 2024 at 2:16 PM
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A giant rubber duck on the Toronto waterfront. Widely criticized by people who want the city to be a boring finance hub for commuters who live in suburbia, the duck was actually proven to bring in tourist revenue far surpassing the cost to the taxpayers.
January 23, 2024 at 2:20 PM
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Cachaça, tequila reposado, Traynor Estates white vermouth, chili/basil/lime infused honey syrup, lemon juice, basil leaf garnish.
A pale straw-coloured cocktail garnished by a basil leaf pierced through with a brass pick.
January 14, 2024 at 10:23 PM
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Pink Lady. David Embury's 1948 recipe but with a reverse dry shake. Apple brandy is my own, aged 10 years from local apple pressing in 2013.
A pink cocktail with a foam head and a lemon peel garnish, sitting on a rose embroidered cocktail napkin.
January 8, 2024 at 2:41 AM
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Screen capture from The Simpsons. Homer is wearing a Pulitzer Prize around his neck and saying he's going to make up the news since he's run out of anything else to report on.
January 5, 2024 at 8:58 PM
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Sloe gin fizz, recipe by The Office, Chicago.
A sloe gin fizz garnished with Angostura bitters sitting on a white marble table.
January 1, 2024 at 12:27 AM
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Season 7, episode 10. I certainly don't think I am the first person to discover this, but I can't find anyone talking about it online except for me.

I'm more upset about his deranged indentation style, tbh.
Top: Steve Sanders writing a term paper on the Walsh family computer. Bottom: The paper. It's the beginning of The Unabomber Manifesto.
December 13, 2023 at 8:05 PM
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me falling asleep: i wonder if kissinger died in a puddle of his own piss and shit
me:
November 30, 2023 at 1:57 AM
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November 21, 2023 at 6:46 PM