Steph the Bard
@stephthebard.bsky.social
She/Her • 40 • Writer • Sapphic Demi • Paladin of Story • Autistic • CPTSD • Giant Nerd • Yeet Bigots & TERFS
🔞 I am known to be vulgar
Banner image by @LettersAndLines
🔞 I am known to be vulgar
Banner image by @LettersAndLines
Supper.
Pumpkin pie.
Yes, we ate dinner and supper together cause I've gotta get up early tomorrow.
Pumpkin pie.
Yes, we ate dinner and supper together cause I've gotta get up early tomorrow.
November 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Supper.
Pumpkin pie.
Yes, we ate dinner and supper together cause I've gotta get up early tomorrow.
Pumpkin pie.
Yes, we ate dinner and supper together cause I've gotta get up early tomorrow.
Dinner.
Lasagna.
Lasagna.
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Dinner.
Lasagna.
Lasagna.
Afternoon Tea.
A smoked salmon spread tea sandwich on Pumpernickel bread with Brother, Captain, King blend from @fridaytea.com, iced and with a splash of lemonade.
Pint custom etched by @punklenix.bsky.social.
A smoked salmon spread tea sandwich on Pumpernickel bread with Brother, Captain, King blend from @fridaytea.com, iced and with a splash of lemonade.
Pint custom etched by @punklenix.bsky.social.
November 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Afternoon Tea.
A smoked salmon spread tea sandwich on Pumpernickel bread with Brother, Captain, King blend from @fridaytea.com, iced and with a splash of lemonade.
Pint custom etched by @punklenix.bsky.social.
A smoked salmon spread tea sandwich on Pumpernickel bread with Brother, Captain, King blend from @fridaytea.com, iced and with a splash of lemonade.
Pint custom etched by @punklenix.bsky.social.
Luncheon and The Two Towers.
Beer battered fish fry and tater tots.
Because I'm with Gollum, Sam can keep nasty chips. I prefer tots.
Beer battered fish fry and tater tots.
Because I'm with Gollum, Sam can keep nasty chips. I prefer tots.
November 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Luncheon and The Two Towers.
Beer battered fish fry and tater tots.
Because I'm with Gollum, Sam can keep nasty chips. I prefer tots.
Beer battered fish fry and tater tots.
Because I'm with Gollum, Sam can keep nasty chips. I prefer tots.
Elevenses and Disc 2.
Pumpkin and peanut butter cookie bar with "cheese dreams".
Pumpkin and peanut butter cookie bar with "cheese dreams".
November 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Elevenses and Disc 2.
Pumpkin and peanut butter cookie bar with "cheese dreams".
Pumpkin and peanut butter cookie bar with "cheese dreams".
Second Breakfast as we finally start Fellowship.
Scrambled eggs with Munster cheese, sausage patties, and toast.
Scrambled eggs with Munster cheese, sausage patties, and toast.
November 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Second Breakfast as we finally start Fellowship.
Scrambled eggs with Munster cheese, sausage patties, and toast.
Scrambled eggs with Munster cheese, sausage patties, and toast.
Breakfast.
Pumpkin scones from Aldi, and iced coffee.
Pumpkin scones from Aldi, and iced coffee.
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Breakfast.
Pumpkin scones from Aldi, and iced coffee.
Pumpkin scones from Aldi, and iced coffee.
After an "emergency" run to the store, the salmon dip has been made.
Also after cooling my pie got a wee smile and I think that's cute af.
Also after cooling my pie got a wee smile and I think that's cute af.
November 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
After an "emergency" run to the store, the salmon dip has been made.
Also after cooling my pie got a wee smile and I think that's cute af.
Also after cooling my pie got a wee smile and I think that's cute af.
Hobbitsgiving prep continues.
Pumpkin pie is done. I'm so excited for this, I used a golden pumpkin pie spice blend that I use for my granola. It smells DIVINE.
Pumpkin pie is done. I'm so excited for this, I used a golden pumpkin pie spice blend that I use for my granola. It smells DIVINE.
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Hobbitsgiving prep continues.
Pumpkin pie is done. I'm so excited for this, I used a golden pumpkin pie spice blend that I use for my granola. It smells DIVINE.
Pumpkin pie is done. I'm so excited for this, I used a golden pumpkin pie spice blend that I use for my granola. It smells DIVINE.
without downloading any new pics where are you at mentally
November 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
without downloading any new pics where are you at mentally
PLEASE BE FRIEND SHAPED!
You're singing a wee song.
You're singing a wee song.
November 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
PLEASE BE FRIEND SHAPED!
You're singing a wee song.
You're singing a wee song.
Fawn: Are you a new friend?
Me: Judging by the number of bug corpses around it... I'm guessing not friend shaped.
Me: Judging by the number of bug corpses around it... I'm guessing not friend shaped.
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Fawn: Are you a new friend?
Me: Judging by the number of bug corpses around it... I'm guessing not friend shaped.
Me: Judging by the number of bug corpses around it... I'm guessing not friend shaped.
This is a Death's Head also called a winged skull. Its very common on old New England gravestones.
This is a reminder of death like the Memento Mori skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you'll have a front row seat to a lecture on death practices or culture through history.
This is a reminder of death like the Memento Mori skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you'll have a front row seat to a lecture on death practices or culture through history.
October 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
This is a Death's Head also called a winged skull. Its very common on old New England gravestones.
This is a reminder of death like the Memento Mori skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you'll have a front row seat to a lecture on death practices or culture through history.
This is a reminder of death like the Memento Mori skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you'll have a front row seat to a lecture on death practices or culture through history.
Trying to get better about cross posting from Insta.
October 27, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Trying to get better about cross posting from Insta.
While Fawn and mods adjust the death counter. Look at this stunning scenery.
I wonder if the rock stacks mean anything.
I wonder if the rock stacks mean anything.
October 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
While Fawn and mods adjust the death counter. Look at this stunning scenery.
I wonder if the rock stacks mean anything.
I wonder if the rock stacks mean anything.
Fawn: This is so PRETTY!
As Fawn is literally racing Hornet through a moss field with bones in it.
As Fawn is literally racing Hornet through a moss field with bones in it.
October 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Fawn: This is so PRETTY!
As Fawn is literally racing Hornet through a moss field with bones in it.
As Fawn is literally racing Hornet through a moss field with bones in it.
Let's be completely clear, if you think what Muskbaby did was an Autistic stim... gtfo. Unfollow, just see yourself out. Argue with me and catch a block.
-signed a Pissed Off Autistic Woman
-signed a Pissed Off Autistic Woman
January 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Let's be completely clear, if you think what Muskbaby did was an Autistic stim... gtfo. Unfollow, just see yourself out. Argue with me and catch a block.
-signed a Pissed Off Autistic Woman
-signed a Pissed Off Autistic Woman
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender with one image.
January 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender with one image.
I may not have a Spotify wrapped but Zon Music told me this was my most played song.
Why yes I enjoy sing/screaming in my car as a giant monster who can't be killed. Don't you?
Why yes I enjoy sing/screaming in my car as a giant monster who can't be killed. Don't you?
December 26, 2024 at 9:25 PM
I may not have a Spotify wrapped but Zon Music told me this was my most played song.
Why yes I enjoy sing/screaming in my car as a giant monster who can't be killed. Don't you?
Why yes I enjoy sing/screaming in my car as a giant monster who can't be killed. Don't you?
without downloading any new pics where are you mentally?
November 21, 2024 at 3:28 AM
without downloading any new pics where are you mentally?
Today was a good day. I made dinner, cheese tortellini with pumpkin alfredo from scratch. I also finished handsewing my cowl.
November 1, 2024 at 1:20 AM
Today was a good day. I made dinner, cheese tortellini with pumpkin alfredo from scratch. I also finished handsewing my cowl.
Trying to use this more. Social media has become exhausting and not because of friends but the constant battle with algorithms.
Anyway... had a vampire movie marathon this weekend with my parabatai, and naturally, it made me want to listen to Dracula again.
Anyway... had a vampire movie marathon this weekend with my parabatai, and naturally, it made me want to listen to Dracula again.
October 30, 2023 at 3:27 PM
Trying to use this more. Social media has become exhausting and not because of friends but the constant battle with algorithms.
Anyway... had a vampire movie marathon this weekend with my parabatai, and naturally, it made me want to listen to Dracula again.
Anyway... had a vampire movie marathon this weekend with my parabatai, and naturally, it made me want to listen to Dracula again.
I'm just a nerd, who's watched so many Legend of Zelda playthrus...
I just want Twilight Princess for the Switch. I'd love to play it as the first Zelda game inplay myself.
I just want Twilight Princess for the Switch. I'd love to play it as the first Zelda game inplay myself.
August 22, 2023 at 2:52 PM
I'm just a nerd, who's watched so many Legend of Zelda playthrus...
I just want Twilight Princess for the Switch. I'd love to play it as the first Zelda game inplay myself.
I just want Twilight Princess for the Switch. I'd love to play it as the first Zelda game inplay myself.
Reskeet with someone from outside the MCU who could wield Mjölnir
August 21, 2023 at 4:47 PM
Reskeet with someone from outside the MCU who could wield Mjölnir
I'm a few days off, but 1 year ago, we brought this wee peanut home . BB-8 is still a shy boy, and yes, he still has a wee head tilt, like his Droid namesake. I love him.
August 8, 2023 at 9:01 PM
I'm a few days off, but 1 year ago, we brought this wee peanut home . BB-8 is still a shy boy, and yes, he still has a wee head tilt, like his Droid namesake. I love him.