All these people saying "just go to the county clerk and get XYZ and/or get a passport" don't seem to understand that not everyone still lives where they were born/got married, and even if they do they still have to take time off during business hours, and all those additional documents COST MONEY.

Nothing drives home the fact that you're in your mid-40s like getting a new pair of glasses, wearing them for a few hours, and realizing you likely need bifocals. Le sigh.

This is probably my depression talking, but someone needs to invent a way for me to safely and sustainably sleep in the shower.

Mahmoud Khalil, one of the leaders of Columbia University’s Palestine solidarity student campus protest movement, was arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents and had his permanent residency revoked, his lawyer told AP.

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When you can't go to Thanksgiving dinner because your partner has a fever, you eat all the olives and good cheese (so it won't go to waste, of course), then break out the good knives and make a plate full of beautiful citrus supremes for your completely disinterested toddler.

That thing when your kid just wants you to sing Bananaphone over and over and over again until you lose your mind and your voice. Maybe that should actually be my go-to karaoke song.

What's your family holiday dinner must-have that other people think is odd? Mine is plain mashed rutabaga. It's more important than the main dish. One year my grandma used canned rutabagas for Thanksgiving and the family still talks about how bad they were almost 30 years later.

Also loving that most of my feed here so far is cat and dog photos and hyper-local Twin Cities news. Now how long can I keep it that way?

Now that (a scant few of) you are here, help a dear friend keep his hot sauce business running?

The sudden migration of folks to this site reminded me that I've had an account for months and haven't used it at all. So hi, I guess.