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Stephen
@stephenvictor.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇷 🇹🇹 // Brooklyn & DC
Siri, play Brandy and Hanukkah “The Goy is Mine.”
December 16, 2025 at 3:45 AM
May that fat dirty bastard Donald Trump have a heart attack and drop fucking dead for his Rob Reiner comments.
December 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I can’t believe Hollander ends up with ME in Heated Rivalry season two. What a surprise.
December 15, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I can’t believe Donald Trump is adding a 27th letter to the alphabet. Ugh.
December 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Wedding pies are in.

Wedding cakes are out.
December 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Connor and Hudson coming out as gay or bi IRL and announcing their showmance may actually kill me.

#HeatedRivalry
December 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but is not a selfie.
December 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Delayed edibles are the worst. I don’t have enough energy to aimlessly oaf about when half the night is over.
December 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
"If anyone dares try to test my mental competence, I will eviscerate every single person with my intelligence right now," he said. "And that's not being egotistical."

— No-self-awareness-having YouTuber Eric Conover in a court appearance, stemming from a car chase where he ran over an officer
December 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Just finished ep 3 of Heated Rivalry. Dead. Just heartbroken.
December 8, 2025 at 5:55 AM
To every MAGA Cuban who would be considered an “anchor baby”:

tu mama = pendeja
December 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Dare me to watch ep 2 of Heated Rivalry on this airplane. Full screen brightness.
December 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Hello? Yes, I’d like to report a missing left sock.
November 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Did you know in Europe, sidewalks are called runways?
November 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Would be soooo nice if the Google app didn’t push MAGA tweets into my feed. Nothing in my web history suggests I’d want them in my algo.
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Dave Franco’s tiddies in Now You See Me Now You Don’t are the
horsemen no one is talking about.
November 28, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Pansexuality is just bisexuality with a nice hat. Change my mind.
November 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Per Apple Insider: “Rumors of an early 2026 release for an entry-level MacBook w/ iPhone chip continue. With an expected price range of between $700 and $900, its place in Apple's laptop lineup isn't clear.”

That. Is. Not. Entry. Pricing.

$499.99 is where this needs to be to take on Chromebook.
November 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I just called my dog a loser because she pissed me off and now I feel bad
November 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Apparently I have five gift subscriptions since I pay for Zeteo.

Lmk if you want one.
November 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Reposted by Stephen
JD Vance, Stephen Miller, and Elise Stefanik, to name a few, must be cringing watching Trump praise Zohran Mamdani.

The GOP is in chaos.

Now is the time for Dem leadership to unite our big tent and produce a bold, progressive plan for the future of our country.
November 22, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Once upon a time… countless fans screamed for Britney. For NSYNC. For BSB. #TRL
November 22, 2025 at 6:03 AM
We have a playdoh president.
November 22, 2025 at 6:00 AM
This. For all the so called “good eggs”, I wish you well. I know you’re outnumbered and it fucking sucks. Hold the line ffs. We’re counting on you.
I imagine there's a palpable sense of resentment seeing cosplay cops from those who've put in the training and understand the professionalism that comes with being real law enforcement.
November 22, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Picturing #Mamdani closing his eyes tonight. Wondering how he got here, to bare the weight of our country.

I could never.

Be well, good sir.
November 22, 2025 at 5:30 AM