Stephen Slack
@stephenslack.bsky.social
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Stephen Slack
@stephenslack.bsky.social
· Jan 28
@evertonfc.com a social media platform owned by a nazi, which promotes disinformation, racism, sexism and homophobia is no place for Everton. Please delete your Twitter account.
Good result for Palace today in the M25 derby.
December 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Good result for Palace today in the M25 derby.
Reposted by Stephen Slack
A lot of people think the English Ashes Test team of the 1990s was the worst ever. But we did our own unbiased comparison, combining the 1990s and current teams, and only three members of the 2025 side were selected! And two of those were a bit lucky.
December 7, 2025 at 10:55 AM
A lot of people think the English Ashes Test team of the 1990s was the worst ever. But we did our own unbiased comparison, combining the 1990s and current teams, and only three members of the 2025 side were selected! And two of those were a bit lucky.
Everytime I try and say Cerys Matthews, it comes out as Kerry Katona. Freudian slip or early onset dementia? Not sure which is worse.
December 7, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Everytime I try and say Cerys Matthews, it comes out as Kerry Katona. Freudian slip or early onset dementia? Not sure which is worse.
Anthony Gordon get a proper haircut yer blert.
December 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Anthony Gordon get a proper haircut yer blert.
Of all the seats available, @seanrostron.bsky.social chooses to be jammed behind a barrier and having to watch part of the game through a Ford Transit’s windscreen, just so he can get away quick at the end.
December 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Of all the seats available, @seanrostron.bsky.social chooses to be jammed behind a barrier and having to watch part of the game through a Ford Transit’s windscreen, just so he can get away quick at the end.
Christmas jumper wankers out in force already. #christmas
December 6, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Christmas jumper wankers out in force already. #christmas
Presumably Mick Fleetwood and Samantha Fox were unavailable.
December 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Presumably Mick Fleetwood and Samantha Fox were unavailable.
This is so bad it’s good then back round to bad again.
December 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
This is so bad it’s good then back round to bad again.
Nice Everton hat.
December 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Nice Everton hat.
Just switched the World Cup draw on. Very puzzling.
December 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Just switched the World Cup draw on. Very puzzling.
I dont bother checking the nerd togger when Haaland is racking up points, because everyone's got him and everyone captains him. Oh, hang on...
December 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I dont bother checking the nerd togger when Haaland is racking up points, because everyone's got him and everyone captains him. Oh, hang on...
The Cantillon Kriek I had at @curiousgnome.bsky.social tonight was even fruitier than @seanrostron.bsky.social
December 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The Cantillon Kriek I had at @curiousgnome.bsky.social tonight was even fruitier than @seanrostron.bsky.social
Happy Christmas.
December 1, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Happy Christmas.
Someone’s still paying Tim ‘more tea’ Vickery to be a ‘South American football expert’ I see.
November 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Someone’s still paying Tim ‘more tea’ Vickery to be a ‘South American football expert’ I see.
November 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Reposted by Stephen Slack
I think at this point if you're including Diane Abbott - a woman who has never held government office, has been a backbencher since 2020, and is scarcely a government ally - on your list of political wrongdoers, we all know exactly what your real concerns are
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I think at this point if you're including Diane Abbott - a woman who has never held government office, has been a backbencher since 2020, and is scarcely a government ally - on your list of political wrongdoers, we all know exactly what your real concerns are
And another 5 things that should be taxed:
Conspiracy theories
Talking loudly in restaurants
Referees
Choirs
Being late
Conspiracy theories
Talking loudly in restaurants
Referees
Choirs
Being late
November 26, 2025 at 10:40 AM
And another 5 things that should be taxed:
Conspiracy theories
Talking loudly in restaurants
Referees
Choirs
Being late
Conspiracy theories
Talking loudly in restaurants
Referees
Choirs
Being late
Had a really weird dream last night - Everton were away at Old Trafford when they suddenly started fighting amongst themselves. They had a man sent off but then scored and went on to win. Honestly, the stuff that’s in my head! Nuts.
November 25, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Had a really weird dream last night - Everton were away at Old Trafford when they suddenly started fighting amongst themselves. They had a man sent off but then scored and went on to win. Honestly, the stuff that’s in my head! Nuts.
Fuckin' gerrin!
November 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Fuckin' gerrin!
Football would be better off without referees. The players could police the games better themselves than the referee/referees assistant/Stockley Park cabal of fuckwittery.
November 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Football would be better off without referees. The players could police the games better themselves than the referee/referees assistant/Stockley Park cabal of fuckwittery.
Come on Everton, these are shite!
November 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Come on Everton, these are shite!
How long has Rick Wakeman been Aston Villa’s set piece coach?
November 24, 2025 at 11:41 AM
How long has Rick Wakeman been Aston Villa’s set piece coach?