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Ben Stephens
@stephensben.bsky.social
Brit living in Chicago – professional copywriter, occasional improviser, happily weaning off Tw*tter.
Just checking in on any “there is no difference between the parties” voters out there. How you doing? You good?
November 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
There is a Twilight Zone episode called It’s A Good Life in which a child with limitless powers holds his entire town in his thrall, doing and getting whatever he wants, and the fearful townsfolk are unable to stand up to him.

Here’s the plot. Feels like now, right?
November 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
November 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
November 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
November 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
November 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
That pic is hilarious, like a perfume ad

INCOMPÉTENCE
by Halligan
November 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
So we’re just wearily moving on from this, huh? New horrors today, so yesterday’s get tossed on the pile?
November 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
All caps no brains.

Just like his supporters.
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
All day, every day.
November 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
“Gentlemen, when I started Reynholm Industries, I had two things in my possession: a dream, and six million pounds.”
- Chris Morris, The It Crowd
November 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Same vibes. A sweaty, ingratiating creep who gives everybody the ick.

Death by Lightning // The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
November 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The Epstein files vs. what they’re going to release after removing references to Trump
November 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Amazing how much child-raping these two things can make millions of Americans ignore.
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
The sequel to this we’ve all been waiting for!
November 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Just posting this for absolutely no reason.

No new ideas, these guys. None at all.
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
November 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
🎶”I could have DAAAAAANCED all night….” 🎶
November 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
A really fascinating look at what ChatGPT told me when I asked if Mamdani had said “globalize the intifada.”

Note how it starts with “yes” and then eventually pivots to “no.”
November 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Haha
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Haha
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Hahahaha. <chef’s kiss>
November 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Holy shit, y’all.
November 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I checked and this is a real tweet. Hahaha, this sweaty, terrified little quisling.

“B-b-better do what the boss says, or we’re ALL gonna be in big trouble!”
- Vote Cuomo 2025
November 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
November 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM