Ben Stephens
@stephensben.bsky.social
Brit living in Chicago – professional copywriter, occasional improviser, happily weaning off Tw*tter.
Just checking in on any “there is no difference between the parties” voters out there. How you doing? You good?
November 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Just checking in on any “there is no difference between the parties” voters out there. How you doing? You good?
There is a Twilight Zone episode called It’s A Good Life in which a child with limitless powers holds his entire town in his thrall, doing and getting whatever he wants, and the fearful townsfolk are unable to stand up to him.
Here’s the plot. Feels like now, right?
Here’s the plot. Feels like now, right?
November 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
There is a Twilight Zone episode called It’s A Good Life in which a child with limitless powers holds his entire town in his thrall, doing and getting whatever he wants, and the fearful townsfolk are unable to stand up to him.
Here’s the plot. Feels like now, right?
Here’s the plot. Feels like now, right?
That pic is hilarious, like a perfume ad
INCOMPÉTENCE
by Halligan
INCOMPÉTENCE
by Halligan
November 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
That pic is hilarious, like a perfume ad
INCOMPÉTENCE
by Halligan
INCOMPÉTENCE
by Halligan
So we’re just wearily moving on from this, huh? New horrors today, so yesterday’s get tossed on the pile?
November 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
So we’re just wearily moving on from this, huh? New horrors today, so yesterday’s get tossed on the pile?
All caps no brains.
Just like his supporters.
Just like his supporters.
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
All caps no brains.
Just like his supporters.
Just like his supporters.
All day, every day.
November 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
All day, every day.
“Gentlemen, when I started Reynholm Industries, I had two things in my possession: a dream, and six million pounds.”
- Chris Morris, The It Crowd
- Chris Morris, The It Crowd
November 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
“Gentlemen, when I started Reynholm Industries, I had two things in my possession: a dream, and six million pounds.”
- Chris Morris, The It Crowd
- Chris Morris, The It Crowd
Same vibes. A sweaty, ingratiating creep who gives everybody the ick.
Death by Lightning // The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
Death by Lightning // The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
November 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Same vibes. A sweaty, ingratiating creep who gives everybody the ick.
Death by Lightning // The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
Death by Lightning // The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
The Epstein files vs. what they’re going to release after removing references to Trump
November 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
The Epstein files vs. what they’re going to release after removing references to Trump
Amazing how much child-raping these two things can make millions of Americans ignore.
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Amazing how much child-raping these two things can make millions of Americans ignore.
The sequel to this we’ve all been waiting for!
November 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
The sequel to this we’ve all been waiting for!
Just posting this for absolutely no reason.
No new ideas, these guys. None at all.
No new ideas, these guys. None at all.
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Just posting this for absolutely no reason.
No new ideas, these guys. None at all.
No new ideas, these guys. None at all.
🎶”I could have DAAAAAANCED all night….” 🎶
November 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
🎶”I could have DAAAAAANCED all night….” 🎶
A really fascinating look at what ChatGPT told me when I asked if Mamdani had said “globalize the intifada.”
Note how it starts with “yes” and then eventually pivots to “no.”
Note how it starts with “yes” and then eventually pivots to “no.”
November 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
A really fascinating look at what ChatGPT told me when I asked if Mamdani had said “globalize the intifada.”
Note how it starts with “yes” and then eventually pivots to “no.”
Note how it starts with “yes” and then eventually pivots to “no.”
Hahahaha. <chef’s kiss>
November 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Hahahaha. <chef’s kiss>
Holy shit, y’all.
November 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Holy shit, y’all.
I checked and this is a real tweet. Hahaha, this sweaty, terrified little quisling.
“B-b-better do what the boss says, or we’re ALL gonna be in big trouble!”
- Vote Cuomo 2025
“B-b-better do what the boss says, or we’re ALL gonna be in big trouble!”
- Vote Cuomo 2025
November 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I checked and this is a real tweet. Hahaha, this sweaty, terrified little quisling.
“B-b-better do what the boss says, or we’re ALL gonna be in big trouble!”
- Vote Cuomo 2025
“B-b-better do what the boss says, or we’re ALL gonna be in big trouble!”
- Vote Cuomo 2025
