While still at the gate but on the plane some dumb little kid asked his parents if we were in the sky yet. Look around idiot

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Irish exiting a gathering is better than sex

We need to create more drinks, aside from coffee and alcohol, that make you feel different. Perhaps something sinister

If you had seen what he did to that poor principal- the really flatulent one? Yeah, you would NOT be saying he’s “low key chill despite all the bullshit”.

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