Think I’m technically running an HMO now.

Reader: wherever you are, just turn to face Lewisham and you can probably see it.

He claims he did not see it. This seems to me improbable.

At university I used to babysit for one of our lecturers - a brilliant novelist - and once watched her pick up a letter addressed to Mrs Firstname Hisname and divert it straight to the bin. Worth every penny I paid on my student loan

(Would watch that though)

I’d punt better - if say 5% Tinder matches meet in-person would need a punchy conversion rate from meeting to marriage. But then friction weeds out the uncommitted. You can’t go on Blind Date while eating a jacket potato on your sofa

Off to chat to facilities I expect.

(And here's the Transatlantic Sessions performance I mention, which includes a young Rufus Wainwright, his mother and aunt, Kate and Anna McGarrigle, and Emmylou Harris.) www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_Bo...