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· May 6
if i were mr beast id change my name to mr beach and retire. post a vlog every day from the beach with a beer and go “hey fellas just chillin haha catch you tomorrow.” but he doesn’t do this, he’s been subsumed by capital instead
Queen of adding so much after the punchline it all just turns into set up
February 5, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Queen of adding so much after the punchline it all just turns into set up
Hey The Winds are changing. No dude stay out The Winds are changing. They have a 3d printed gun and will kill you. They printed it with a serial number just to file it off. Yeah man they’re fucking terrifying
February 5, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Hey The Winds are changing. No dude stay out The Winds are changing. They have a 3d printed gun and will kill you. They printed it with a serial number just to file it off. Yeah man they’re fucking terrifying
Lord willing he shall become goo
January 13, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Lord willing he shall become goo
Wait a second I hate that guy. FORGET it
I have forgiven all my enemies. Yes. Even THAT one!
January 12, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Wait a second I hate that guy. FORGET it
Going to start prophesizing a forthcoming transsexual messiah. Who will lead us into… into… well I haven’t got that far yet
January 7, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Going to start prophesizing a forthcoming transsexual messiah. Who will lead us into… into… well I haven’t got that far yet
I’m doing things that you don’t really get. For reasons that are perfectly clear to you but opaque to me
January 6, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I’m doing things that you don’t really get. For reasons that are perfectly clear to you but opaque to me
“Honorable duel” that’s big talk from a guy who’s gonna be gunned down as soon as their back’s turned
January 6, 2026 at 9:24 PM
“Honorable duel” that’s big talk from a guy who’s gonna be gunned down as soon as their back’s turned
I have forgiven all my enemies. Yes. Even THAT one!
January 5, 2026 at 7:02 PM
I have forgiven all my enemies. Yes. Even THAT one!
Buddy! They gave you defensive rookie of the year! For bedtime, bro
January 5, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Buddy! They gave you defensive rookie of the year! For bedtime, bro
I should have never taken on an apprentice. I don’t have shit to teach this guy. I just wanted to seem wise.
January 4, 2026 at 5:35 PM
I should have never taken on an apprentice. I don’t have shit to teach this guy. I just wanted to seem wise.
Hey stop that! I’m sensitive to being widowed
January 4, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Hey stop that! I’m sensitive to being widowed
That tranny with eyes of dull gold CAN save you. She isn’t going to, but she could
December 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM
That tranny with eyes of dull gold CAN save you. She isn’t going to, but she could
A nfl return would really cut into his only-having-sex-for-procreation time, I don’t see it
The Colts are planning to bring potential Hall of Fame QB Philip Rivers into their facility Tuesday to work out to see if he may join their practice squad, per me & Mike Garafolo.
This is real. Daniel Jones’ season is over, Riley Leonard will start, but Rivers may be an option.
This is real. Daniel Jones’ season is over, Riley Leonard will start, but Rivers may be an option.
December 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
A nfl return would really cut into his only-having-sex-for-procreation time, I don’t see it
Preparing my bubble ring allegations for Travis kelce’s inevitable Walter Payton
December 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Preparing my bubble ring allegations for Travis kelce’s inevitable Walter Payton
Tough week but lately I’ve been enjoying looking at myself in the microwave
December 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Tough week but lately I’ve been enjoying looking at myself in the microwave
Lineament, tincture, and potion budget taking a big cut :(
December 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Lineament, tincture, and potion budget taking a big cut :(
Fuck my chungus adornite life
December 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Fuck my chungus adornite life
fuck it i’m going back to eating the whole strawberry im moving to tumblr im gonna use social media in a mysterious way im investing in relationships from my youth im seeing the world with new eyes each day im gonna be the world’s #1 sweetheart until my dying days
October 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
fuck it i’m going back to eating the whole strawberry im moving to tumblr im gonna use social media in a mysterious way im investing in relationships from my youth im seeing the world with new eyes each day im gonna be the world’s #1 sweetheart until my dying days
in the communist state of colorado all you need is $20 and enough executive function and you can have always been a women
October 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
in the communist state of colorado all you need is $20 and enough executive function and you can have always been a women
adoura farming and taking public transit on the first real day of fall, bless my catastrophic tranny life
October 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
adoura farming and taking public transit on the first real day of fall, bless my catastrophic tranny life
preparing for my future
October 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
preparing for my future
thank you white jesus for your #1 invention the tucking thing
October 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
thank you white jesus for your #1 invention the tucking thing
rare aesthetic: sweating like a pig in the victoria’s secret in the dying mall of your hometown that you have very mixed feelings towards
October 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
rare aesthetic: sweating like a pig in the victoria’s secret in the dying mall of your hometown that you have very mixed feelings towards
