I was BlueSky's first part-time drug dealer. Proud Cat dad. Super Nerd. No Nipple Play. Long Walks on the beach with our safe nipples out.
He/They is fine
Problematic Comedian slash Social Commentator
My vibe is getting high and making unhinged skeets about aliens and the Apocalypse.
I write horror and scifi in my free time and watch defunct PBS shows.
My passion is retro video game console repair and the collapse of US Fascism.
Comments will get you follow-backs.
If nothing else, after Catherine O’Hara and James Van Der Beek this is our reminder to get screened for cancer.
Making an appointment next week.
If nothing else, after Catherine O’Hara and James Van Der Beek this is our reminder to get screened for cancer.
Making an appointment next week.
You can only get the more expensive Xbox version, and in some cases for $300-$500 more.
What the hell Asus.
You can only get the more expensive Xbox version, and in some cases for $300-$500 more.
What the hell Asus.
I refuse to do a secured card nor a card with annual fees.
I refuse to do a secured card nor a card with annual fees.
The only thing missing is a dancing monkey. Please God let there be a dancing monkey 🙏
The only thing missing is a dancing monkey. Please God let there be a dancing monkey 🙏
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She absolutely just became the highlight of SFA and I hope we see her more. She nailed this.
I hope I get to meet her someday and add her to my wall.
She absolutely just became the highlight of SFA and I hope we see her more. She nailed this.
I hope I get to meet her someday and add her to my wall.
Deep breathes, try not to get COVID.
Deep breathes, try not to get COVID.
*optometrist* You need bifocals, that will be $500 please
*DMV* Your enhanced ID is $150
💀
*optometrist* You need bifocals, that will be $500 please
*DMV* Your enhanced ID is $150
💀
Keep digging through those Epstein Files and find every last shred of evidence that these people did what they did - there is a price to pay.
Keep digging through those Epstein Files and find every last shred of evidence that these people did what they did - there is a price to pay.
Let that sink in: he chose this place as his battle ground out of a jaded grudge. He's telling you that was when and where we broke him last time.
Let that sink in: he chose this place as his battle ground out of a jaded grudge. He's telling you that was when and where we broke him last time.
I’m in “getting shit done” mode
I’m in “getting shit done” mode
I thought we would have another 20 years with her playing incredible roles and chewing every scene she was in to bits.
I thought we would have another 20 years with her playing incredible roles and chewing every scene she was in to bits.
Hold me to it, God.
youtube.com/shorts/S1We5...
Hold me to it, God.
youtube.com/shorts/S1We5...
I do not appreciate that "40 is the new gay elder age" and it makes me wonder if Netflix did it on purpose to make the next cast feel younger.
Like I'm sorry but 38 going on 51 was a choice.
I do not appreciate that "40 is the new gay elder age" and it makes me wonder if Netflix did it on purpose to make the next cast feel younger.
Like I'm sorry but 38 going on 51 was a choice.
Scanned this meatless chicken patty only to discover there is no $3.49 coupon. It's now $5.99 for me because the app knows I'm vegan.
What the ever living fuck did this timeline become?
Scanned this meatless chicken patty only to discover there is no $3.49 coupon. It's now $5.99 for me because the app knows I'm vegan.
What the ever living fuck did this timeline become?