Jonah Ryder
@stellarjonah.bsky.social
27 she/her 🏳️⚧️
I do sick shit cause I’m a sick bitch
Listen to Fluorescent Orange 👀
I do sick shit cause I’m a sick bitch
Listen to Fluorescent Orange 👀
Pinned
Saw this graffiti in a gas station bathroom and all I could think about was a town crier.
February 11, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Saw this graffiti in a gas station bathroom and all I could think about was a town crier.
America isn’t a racist country. Unless you count Arkansas. They’re actually VERY racist.
February 10, 2026 at 9:43 PM
America isn’t a racist country. Unless you count Arkansas. They’re actually VERY racist.
“I don’t like music that isn’t in English because I don’t know what they’re saying”
So you’re racist AND you don’t understand the artistic value of music beyond the literal interpretation of the lyrics. That is such a shock to me “TomMcdonaldfanX69”
So you’re racist AND you don’t understand the artistic value of music beyond the literal interpretation of the lyrics. That is such a shock to me “TomMcdonaldfanX69”
February 9, 2026 at 9:44 PM
“I don’t like music that isn’t in English because I don’t know what they’re saying”
So you’re racist AND you don’t understand the artistic value of music beyond the literal interpretation of the lyrics. That is such a shock to me “TomMcdonaldfanX69”
So you’re racist AND you don’t understand the artistic value of music beyond the literal interpretation of the lyrics. That is such a shock to me “TomMcdonaldfanX69”
Post a banger that isn’t in English
(I couldn’t pick just one track the whole album knocks tbh)
tidal.com/album/444585...
(I couldn’t pick just one track the whole album knocks tbh)
tidal.com/album/444585...
February 9, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Post a banger that isn’t in English
(I couldn’t pick just one track the whole album knocks tbh)
tidal.com/album/444585...
(I couldn’t pick just one track the whole album knocks tbh)
tidal.com/album/444585...
So goated of Larian to make an impossible to beat D&D game then completely dip because Hasbro sucks ass.
February 7, 2026 at 10:36 AM
So goated of Larian to make an impossible to beat D&D game then completely dip because Hasbro sucks ass.
I’m addicted to taking poops at work
February 6, 2026 at 9:40 PM
I’m addicted to taking poops at work
My grandpa may be a grumpy ole fart 90% of the time but the other 10% he’s sending me texts like this.
February 5, 2026 at 9:45 PM
My grandpa may be a grumpy ole fart 90% of the time but the other 10% he’s sending me texts like this.
Neil Gaiman? More like Neil Sexualpredatorman. Idk I’m not clever.
February 2, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Neil Gaiman? More like Neil Sexualpredatorman. Idk I’m not clever.
New Joyce Manor good
January 30, 2026 at 7:08 PM
New Joyce Manor good
My New Year’s resolution is to get my haters up. I need more enemies, opponents, maybe find my arch nemesis.
January 29, 2026 at 9:39 PM
My New Year’s resolution is to get my haters up. I need more enemies, opponents, maybe find my arch nemesis.
Geese has not released any music that warrants the love or the hate they receive. Is that a hot take? I’d say they’re “pretty good”.
January 29, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Geese has not released any music that warrants the love or the hate they receive. Is that a hot take? I’d say they’re “pretty good”.
I get sad, I write notes in my phone
January 15, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I get sad, I write notes in my phone
Realizing I’m not a straight man after 26 years of everybody telling me I was one feels like escaping a cult to be honest
January 6, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Realizing I’m not a straight man after 26 years of everybody telling me I was one feels like escaping a cult to be honest
If you watch the last season of stranger things very closely you’ll notice that the writing team took a lot of care in making every scene near unwatchable and every character an insufferable caricature of themselves in previous seasons
January 3, 2026 at 9:26 PM
If you watch the last season of stranger things very closely you’ll notice that the writing team took a lot of care in making every scene near unwatchable and every character an insufferable caricature of themselves in previous seasons
Doing it stinky style
December 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Doing it stinky style
My girlfriend got me a board game for Christmas knowing that she would have to play the board game with me and that is so brave
December 23, 2025 at 11:57 AM
My girlfriend got me a board game for Christmas knowing that she would have to play the board game with me and that is so brave
Just cause her ass stinks don’t give you the right to sniff it. Just a little wisdom for yall. Merry Christmas.
December 23, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Just cause her ass stinks don’t give you the right to sniff it. Just a little wisdom for yall. Merry Christmas.
Every time there’s a cool new artist releasing music the internet and industry cling to them like flies on fruit until it rots then just move on to the next thing it’s so frustrating
December 18, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Every time there’s a cool new artist releasing music the internet and industry cling to them like flies on fruit until it rots then just move on to the next thing it’s so frustrating
In like 30 minutes I get the keys to my new apartment. That’s so cool.
November 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
In like 30 minutes I get the keys to my new apartment. That’s so cool.
I can’t be famous cause I’m generally not very likable
November 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I can’t be famous cause I’m generally not very likable
I find it a little problematic that Danny Brown can’t make music with some trans women without people immediately jumping to the conclusion that he’s a chaser and therefore getting something else out of it. It could be true for all I know, or he could just enjoy their music 🤷♀️
October 20, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I find it a little problematic that Danny Brown can’t make music with some trans women without people immediately jumping to the conclusion that he’s a chaser and therefore getting something else out of it. It could be true for all I know, or he could just enjoy their music 🤷♀️
I’m under no impression that my dad will stop deadnaming me so im gonna grow fat knockers purely out of spite to make him look like even more of a dumbass doing it.
October 14, 2025 at 9:37 AM
I’m under no impression that my dad will stop deadnaming me so im gonna grow fat knockers purely out of spite to make him look like even more of a dumbass doing it.
Elon Musk fans and Taylor Swift fans are just two sides of the same dumb coin.
October 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Elon Musk fans and Taylor Swift fans are just two sides of the same dumb coin.
I’m jacking off in your air bnb
October 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I’m jacking off in your air bnb
All fireworks are legal now
October 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
All fireworks are legal now