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Rob H
@stegosorcery.bsky.social
Gardening, fishing, dinosaurs and the boring kind of writing.

London, 🇨🇦
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We have a goalie fight!
Sergei Bobrovsky skates all the way down to challenge Alex Nedeljkovic (h/t @msmambo.bsky.social)
January 20, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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someone turned my post about Gnosticism into a meme and there are comments like “ugh this will draw more attention to Gnosticism” and like why are you gatekeeping knowledge of the malevolent demiurge? it feels like if that’s what’s going on then it’s something we should probably be telling people
January 19, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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It must be illegal to have a guy who can get actual God Almighty to pull strings for your team.
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT
January 19, 2026 at 2:39 AM
My family tricked me into thinking that helmets were mandatory for everyone at the taboggan hill and not just the children.

They were instantly proven right when on the first trip down the 100-foot hill I dodged every safety measure, hit the wall and stared at the sky wondering when I'd meet god.
January 18, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Set a goal this year to only buy books through the local used book stores and it's mostly just meant wandering into the stores and buying escalatingly strange paperbacks about barbarians punching wizards.
January 18, 2026 at 3:52 AM
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I promise you, you'll never guess which "politics" they're referring to
January 4, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Took down all of the holiday decorations but now the dog can see out the front window again to address his many local enemies.
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Learned today my 3 year old neice I only see during the holidays is pretty sure I'm Santa.

She called me to demand she be returned to the nice list and convince her mom that her hair actually looks better after she cut it herself.
December 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Almost got obliterated by a child riding a bicycle as I walked home today, but joke's on him I'm basically a sturdy fridge cosplaying a middle-aged man.

Instead we just had a weird awkward staredown over which of us was supposed to fall over. (It was me, I will definitely feel this in the morning)
December 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Have the day off and made the critical mistake of thinking Costco won't be busy on a Friday after lunch.

Turns out old ladies are absolutely ready to throw hands over people taking too long picking socks.
December 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The cold tearing through my kids school is giving all of them really distinct black rings around their eyes.

It looks like the entire 5th grade decided to have a brawl instead of their spelling test.
December 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
We attempted to take our first good winter walk photo.
December 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
The best part of joining a 30+ mens basketball league is how the weekly games slowly go from 5 on 5 to 3 on 3 as the weekly knee explosions take their toll.
December 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Have the house to myself for the day which should mean trying to be productive. It actually means taking apart a typewriter I found to either finally fix it or just break it slightly more.
November 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
First posts as always are reserved for the dog being handsome.
November 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM