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Living the lobsters stuffed with tacos lifestyle
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Hopefully it won't be too much trouble to put together, I've really been looking forward to it
A white square coffee table in a sort of farmhouse vibe with one of those lifting tops and a bunch of storage
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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This is definitely gonna be a two sittings sandwich and i feel so blessed for it
Mortadella, ham, salami, swiss, provolone, olive tapenade
November 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Like, i appreciate this kind of breakdown so i can better understand how Scientology keeps lawsuits alive even after they lose
Image of text reading: Think of it in terms of sports. Direct appeal is kind of like video review of plays during the game to determine whether the on-field officials were correct, incorrect, or so indeterminate that their call gets upheld anyway. Habeas is coming in years after the game is official, seeking to change the result because you just uncovered somebody claiming that the umpire was bribed, or there was new video from the stands showing the call was wrong, or there’s an expert scientific report saying that the physics of the play made it impossible to have succeeded. Habeas is not something you come up with in the middle of the in-game video review in hopes it gets you a more favorable outcome.
November 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Inside of you there are two salts, one that supplies iodide (a necessary nutrient) and one that does not supply iodide (a necessary nutrient)
A container of iodized salt next to a container of kosher salt which lets you know in no uncertain terms that it does NOT provide iodide, a necessary nutrient
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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"Bradward, all these varietals are SOOOOOO confusing…take me to the privacy of the pickery shed and explain them to me…."
A lovely redhead with her hair in braids holding red grapes in one hand and green ones in the other, making a cute face at Boimler who looks like he would be setting her on fire with his mind if he could
November 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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I have been looking forward to this all week, and oh my god the AROMA
Smoked turkey, brie, peppadews, lettuce, olive oil, red wine vinegar, honey mustard
November 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Hellllll yeah
A 3D printed piece of Perfectly Preserved Pie from Fallout on a blue plate in my cake dome My Pip-Boy, the pie in the cake dome, and a huge Charisma Vault Boy bobblehead on a top shelf
November 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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I cannot get over how tacky they are i love it
2 big dumb Starbucks cold drink cups in red with black straws, the logo embossed on one side and a big N on the other
November 9, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Our first repeat sandwich since relocating to Jersey City, but the bel paese cheese on this one was calling to me and i must follow my heart
Ham, bel paese cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, olive oil, red wine vinegar
November 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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The bridge and bridge crew of the Cerritos, Carol standing very Captainey in the middle, Boimler and Rutherford at the front consoles. Rutherford saying "he looks just like Tom Paris" about Nick Locarno on the viewscreen out of frame, and Boimler replying "I don't see it."
November 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Yay rug!! I may adjust it a bit when the rug pad for underneath it gets here, but still yay rug!
My living room now with a big pale pink rug covered in flowers
November 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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And we all learned a lesson about not crossing Marge Simpson
A commemorative plate of Marge Simpson serving Blinky The Three-Eyed Fish to Mr. Burns in front of a ton of reporters.
November 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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My rug is out for delivery
Snow White Pakidge Meme
November 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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This week's Sandwich Friday Sandwich will be played by some steak frites in Greenwich Village while dressed as a Starfleet officer
STEAK FRITES
November 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Yay Halloween!!
Me in a TOS era Star Trek Scienses Officer minidress, with TWO stripes indicating i am a LIEUTENANT, and a gold laurel to indicate I'm also Platonian
October 31, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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My brain right now
The Simpsons "A Star Is Burns" S6E18 Jay Sherman is hanging by his underpants from a gutter on the Simpsons house. Bart, passing by, points at him and grins and usually says "You badmouthed MacGyver, didn't you?" but I've changed it to say "you pissed off Lily Allen, didn't you?"
October 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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It's a bioluminescent construct from my stupid ancestors
A headband covered in gold pipe cleaners with gold leaves to make it look like a laurel for my Star Trek Starfleet Platonian Lieutenant Sciences Officer costume
October 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Rallied, did all the fencings, lost a bout, WON MY FIRST BOUT, made 3 friends, yay fencing!
Me exhausted from fencing in a fencing outfit in a fencing stance
October 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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"Thank you!! It was so much fun to do too, love breaking out the glue gun and just going fucking nuts"
Text says "Caption this with the 2nd to last text you sent." Image is the corner of a room that looks like a murder scene with blood on the walls and a chest with a lamp and a small TV which has, on its screen, an image that looks very much like a naked butt.)
October 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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I'm so proud!!
The voting image for Blinky my many-eyed pumpkin
October 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Already making friends!
A pumpkin covered in googly eyes next to a pumpkin carved into an individual eye next to a cool sinister jack o lantern face pumpkin
October 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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The HEFT, the AROMA, the PURE JOY
Roast beef, horseradish cheddar, cherry pepper spread, lettuce, olive oil, red wine vinegar, mayo
October 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Free will rules
A small pumpkin entirely covered in googly eyes (but just the front actually, I'm running out of googlies, but i can get more tomorrow and finish up before the contest deadline on Saturday)
October 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Stop scrolling and post 2 characters who bring you happiness
LIVE ACTION Mariner and Boimler, on Pike's Enterprise, looking adorable and adoringly at something we can't see out of frame (it's Una, she's the best, i cry every time she says "they put that on the poster" and I'm a little weepy now just thinking about it)
October 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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If I'm being real with myself the Simpsons quote i think of most often, like multiple times a day when anything goes even slightly wrong, is definitely this one
Babby Ned Flanders in a run down beatnik apartment, accidentally spilling ink all over papers covering a desk, with his red and white striped shirted and black beret'd father looms in from the bottom left of the frame, Babby Ned is exclaiming "whoopsy-doodle"
October 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM