Mark Kaplan
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Mark Kaplan
@statfourwork.bsky.social
Microbiology/Immunology; voted funniest chair in the field, two years in a row. Profkap.substack.com
If you think that’s the most depressing part of science, you haven’t had enough grant apps rejected yet.
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Thats looks chilly
November 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I heard you have the best and the biggest questions ever. No one could believe how insightful your questions are.
November 8, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I sent you an AI dream interpretations but ultimately this comes down to guilt for not submitting more grants.
October 7, 2025 at 12:55 PM
But the White Stripes are ok? What about Jack Black?
August 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM